Lioness
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Lioness
@insanemistress.bsky.social
· Jun 4
all I know is cry, eat hot dog, be bi
bout to eat it from the back if you know what I mean
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
bout to eat it from the back if you know what I mean
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
My whole body hurts
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My whole body hurts
Ryan Warsofsky was so real for saying he’d give up one of his kids for a fucking win
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ryan Warsofsky was so real for saying he’d give up one of his kids for a fucking win
I need a recliner so I can take a dad nap while I watch hockey.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I need a recliner so I can take a dad nap while I watch hockey.
today I benched nine reps at 135 and one rep at 155 which is the most weight I’ve ever put up
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
today I benched nine reps at 135 and one rep at 155 which is the most weight I’ve ever put up
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Why was Crosby left alone by the net????
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why was Crosby left alone by the net????
why do these Pittsburgh commercials have Ric Flair??
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
why do these Pittsburgh commercials have Ric Flair??
There we go cowboy what a beauty
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
There we go cowboy what a beauty
What the actual fuck lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What the actual fuck lol
I like how Pittsburgh has a stuck in 1995 vibe
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I like how Pittsburgh has a stuck in 1995 vibe
the european mind cannot comprehend eating a pizza pretzel in the mall parking lot
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the european mind cannot comprehend eating a pizza pretzel in the mall parking lot
11min 10sec no whistle lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
11min 10sec no whistle lol
now the Leafs are going to get 5 penalties to make up for it
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
now the Leafs are going to get 5 penalties to make up for it
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We did it joe
explaining thanksgiving dinner to an american: imagine eating a burger in your car
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
explaining thanksgiving dinner to an american: imagine eating a burger in your car
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the thing about getting better is you have to get way worse first
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the thing about getting better is you have to get way worse first
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one of the most annoying things about the apps is when I let a conversation die because I’m the only one asking any questions about the other person or adding anything I’ll still get stupid ass « happy thanksgiving » message. like you can send that but don’t want to know what my hobbies are. ok.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
one of the most annoying things about the apps is when I let a conversation die because I’m the only one asking any questions about the other person or adding anything I’ll still get stupid ass « happy thanksgiving » message. like you can send that but don’t want to know what my hobbies are. ok.
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.