Why send someone a meat and cheese gift basket when you could instead send them a 55 gallon stainless steel drum full of a mysterious tar-like liquid from a long defunct Soviet science facility

Jerk me off like you’re trying to start a lawn mower or don’t waste my time.

Coworker: Aren’t the fumes in that room bothering you?

Me: Buddy, I got more brain damage than brains at this point. I’m fine.

The situation at the immigration detention center known as “Alligator Alcatraz” has gotten so bad that detainees have been on a hunger strike for over ten straight days.

Smaug, painted after an illustration by Tolkien himself. The border is borrowed from an early book jacket for The Hobbit.

One acre homestead where its surface area is indeed one acre but it is seemingly bottomless hole from which every morning a scalding jet of thousands of gallons of clotted blood erupts.

Petunia and her brand new beautiful babies, just a few days old, getting their first chances to explore the world.

#ducks #muscovy #babyanimals

Easily some of my favorite columbines this year, goth goodness and visual contrast, two of my favorite things in a flower. I can't wait for the seed pods on this plant to be ready to harvest!

#plants #flowers

Dragon's blood sedum, absolutely thriving like some sort of garnet gem in the garden

Still no tariff on cutting your jeans into beautiful, sensual jorts.