Excelsior Class
@intheburningheart.bsky.social
About nothing and everything all at once
Apparently blind people are bad with their money. Sorry not sorry. Siri post tweet.
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Apparently blind people are bad with their money. Sorry not sorry. Siri post tweet.
If I got to crank it on the field after the Rose Bowl I would be so happy. Just blasting the How to train your Dragon theme after the biggest win in school history.
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
If I got to crank it on the field after the Rose Bowl I would be so happy. Just blasting the How to train your Dragon theme after the biggest win in school history.
Trying to explain to myself in the past that I’m spending Christmas watching an NFL broadcast on Netflix, a streaming service, a contest between the Commanders and the Cowboys, and the whitest person possible just said “FoShizzle my Nizzle” on air.
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trying to explain to myself in the past that I’m spending Christmas watching an NFL broadcast on Netflix, a streaming service, a contest between the Commanders and the Cowboys, and the whitest person possible just said “FoShizzle my Nizzle” on air.
Hello computer. And double dumb ass on you.
OTD 1986:
The one with the whales hit the big screen and became an instant classic. 🐋
What’s your go-to moment from The Voyage Home?
#StarTrek #TheVoyageHome
The one with the whales hit the big screen and became an instant classic. 🐋
What’s your go-to moment from The Voyage Home?
#StarTrek #TheVoyageHome
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hello computer. And double dumb ass on you.
Hey @wsav.bsky.social my girl needs a tagline
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hey @wsav.bsky.social my girl needs a tagline
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Buddy at the end got me.
Love to see it….tourists that are stuck in Jamaica are helping with the cleanup after Hurricane Melissa 💪
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Buddy at the end got me.
That was ready to go like a CNN obituary
Goddamn, this @rodger.bsky.social article kicks so much ass
A breakdown of UAB's Trent Dilfer Debacle (Dilfsaster?)
This is the story of a program which had a lot to be proud of, but decided its own remarkable revival was less interesting than ESPN's 248th-most likable personality.
rodgersherman.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That was ready to go like a CNN obituary
I know trashed. And Olyphant is trashed on Meyers. #latenight
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I know trashed. And Olyphant is trashed on Meyers. #latenight
Yo I heard Avalanche died.
Wasn’t he one of Magneto’s guys? Sounds like he was one of Magneto’s guys.
Yeah that’s him.
How did he die?
Oh, in an Avalanche. Yes, very sad. Anyway…
Wasn’t he one of Magneto’s guys? Sounds like he was one of Magneto’s guys.
Yeah that’s him.
How did he die?
Oh, in an Avalanche. Yes, very sad. Anyway…
September 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yo I heard Avalanche died.
Wasn’t he one of Magneto’s guys? Sounds like he was one of Magneto’s guys.
Yeah that’s him.
How did he die?
Oh, in an Avalanche. Yes, very sad. Anyway…
Wasn’t he one of Magneto’s guys? Sounds like he was one of Magneto’s guys.
Yeah that’s him.
How did he die?
Oh, in an Avalanche. Yes, very sad. Anyway…
Big win for billable hours
Right-wing TV news outlet Newsmax sued Fox News on antitrust grounds, alleging the conservative media powerhouse had illegally sought to suppress its smaller rival's growth in cable news.
In a brawl over right-wing TV, Newsmax sues Fox News
Right-wing TV news outlet Newsmax sued Fox News on antitrust grounds, alleging the conservative media powerhouse had illegally sought to suppress its smaller rival's growth in cable news.
n.pr
September 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Big win for billable hours
You just fucking shot the reporter
June 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You just fucking shot the reporter
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STORYTELLING
June 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
STORYTELLING
Man I’m just outchea trying to play Mario Kart
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Man I’m just outchea trying to play Mario Kart
If I could see video of the fighter jet rolling off the aircraft carrier into the ocean I would be so happy.
April 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If I could see video of the fighter jet rolling off the aircraft carrier into the ocean I would be so happy.
I’m going to need somebody to post a link to a good Philadelphia police scanner
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m going to need somebody to post a link to a good Philadelphia police scanner
No. It will be different this time. I promise.
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No. It will be different this time. I promise.
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This goes too hard youtu.be/5dbYBeu6zuQ?...
Jackson State University feat. The Prancing J-Settes - Sticky by @TylerTheCreator - 2024
YouTube video by Killa Kev Productions
youtu.be
January 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This goes too hard youtu.be/5dbYBeu6zuQ?...
I don’t know who is booking NXT women but that was dope
January 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I don’t know who is booking NXT women but that was dope
“Slap slap slapping” is burned in my brain.
If you tried to explain College Football to an outsider, they would recommend that you be placed under temporary psychiatric supervision.
OM NOM NOM
December 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
“Slap slap slapping” is burned in my brain.
So Cyrus Jones lived forever
December 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
So Cyrus Jones lived forever
Damn I need a hug after that new day segment. Big E looked like somebody kicked a puppy. WWE Raw.
December 3, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Damn I need a hug after that new day segment. Big E looked like somebody kicked a puppy. WWE Raw.
They really just buried both of these motherfuckers at Survivor Series for no reason with that sound o meter or whatever you call it. This makes no sense and it had a crap build.
December 1, 2024 at 12:12 AM
They really just buried both of these motherfuckers at Survivor Series for no reason with that sound o meter or whatever you call it. This makes no sense and it had a crap build.