Chris
inthewry.bsky.social
Chris
@inthewry.bsky.social
When capital speaks....
Having exausted all other options — having seen all other defenses fail — all our hopes for being rescued from one of the most deranged and stupid national leaders in history now rest with the highest and final authority in this country: the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
April 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"What is a constitutional crisis and are we in one?" I mutter to myself as I'm led in chains before the firing squad, sentenced to death for the crime of liking a Facebook post containing the prefix "trans."
March 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you're buying into the dip now, you're a braver soul than I could ever hope to be.
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Musk really is an innovator.
I’m no fancy big city economist but my understanding was that new administrations usually did not spend the first month in power openly trying to beef up monthly unemployment numbers
February 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Something smart people need to continually learn is that powerful people are thinking a lot less hard than you are and there is not a secret or clever meaning a ton of the time- in a way that can make those of us unused to thinking about the interiority of the rich and powerful uncomfortable.
February 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Maybe there was a valid reason for America's boyfriends to be thinking about the Roman Empire.
February 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chaos for the sake of chaos.
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.

Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The horrors persist, but so do I.
January 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Jesus Washing Peter’s Feet, by Ford Madox Brown, 1850s
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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"A person who merely refuses to learn what can be known is not a skeptic, but rather an ignoramus; a person who raises questions but does not seek their answers is not a skeptic, but a bullshitter." defector.com/what-the-fuc...
What The Fuck Is A "Vaccine Skeptic"? | Defector
At darker moments, contesting this kind of stuff in the wake of the 2024 election—and all the shameless, shameful, unforgivable work the American media did to produce that election’s outcome—feels as ...
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November 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM