TurquoiseMess 🍉
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29, Graduate Student— I love my dogs & cats, cooking, concerts — vinyl Swiftie since ‘06~ I love TwentyOnePilots & Halsey~interested in writing & acting 💙🍉 politically opinionated
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I didn’t want to leave my post that Hayley Williams liked the day after my birthday, before disappearing off the internet to create a banger album
I’VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO MY GRADUATE PROGRAM!! I start my Masters program in January. 😊😊. I’m THRILLED to be returning to school.
Who wants to help me pay for grad school?
Who wants to help me pay for grad school?
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO MY GRADUATE PROGRAM!! I start my Masters program in January. 😊😊. I’m THRILLED to be returning to school.
Who wants to help me pay for grad school?
Who wants to help me pay for grad school?
I’m about to post my resume to social media. Honestly. At this point, I’ll try anything.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m about to post my resume to social media. Honestly. At this point, I’ll try anything.
Watching Idiocracy.
July 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Watching Idiocracy.
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler is my favorite lesbian couple of all time
July 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler is my favorite lesbian couple of all time
God Bless 2005 “Red Eye” Cillian Murphy and Rachel McAdams or whatever it was that the1975 and Phoebe Bridgers said out of bi panic
July 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
God Bless 2005 “Red Eye” Cillian Murphy and Rachel McAdams or whatever it was that the1975 and Phoebe Bridgers said out of bi panic
I made hoecakes. I prefer these to pancakes. I guess I am what I eat.
May 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I made hoecakes. I prefer these to pancakes. I guess I am what I eat.
I just finished reading Sunrise on the Reaping and I am sobbing. I need them to cast me in the movie asap, like as anyone. Kill me off. Make me an extra. Just… please. I volunteer.
May 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I just finished reading Sunrise on the Reaping and I am sobbing. I need them to cast me in the movie asap, like as anyone. Kill me off. Make me an extra. Just… please. I volunteer.
I ate the inside of a papaya a day ago and now I’m at work fighting daemons
May 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I ate the inside of a papaya a day ago and now I’m at work fighting daemons
I just got a letter in the mail from the Illinois EPA notifying me that my tap water is not safe to drink & has high levels of PFAS. They sent off the letter in April 14th and I received it today, April 25. This is just great…
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just got a letter in the mail from the Illinois EPA notifying me that my tap water is not safe to drink & has high levels of PFAS. They sent off the letter in April 14th and I received it today, April 25. This is just great…
I applied for an amazing job a few days ago: Amazing salary, full benefits, and I’m highly qualified. Relevant to my 2.5 majors& BA deg!! Please manifest this for me. It would be lifesaving. It would be amazing to go from an annual income of $10k to $55k with benefits. Please send good vibes my way☺️
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I applied for an amazing job a few days ago: Amazing salary, full benefits, and I’m highly qualified. Relevant to my 2.5 majors& BA deg!! Please manifest this for me. It would be lifesaving. It would be amazing to go from an annual income of $10k to $55k with benefits. Please send good vibes my way☺️
Yesterday was a park day with Charlie. We ate a poke bowl. Hiked 2mi. Splash splashed in a waterfall fountain to cool off. Charlie met so many new friends (it was field trip day at the park so he had lots of kids run up to him) they always call Charlie a “she”. He is in fact a very pretty boy.
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yesterday was a park day with Charlie. We ate a poke bowl. Hiked 2mi. Splash splashed in a waterfall fountain to cool off. Charlie met so many new friends (it was field trip day at the park so he had lots of kids run up to him) they always call Charlie a “she”. He is in fact a very pretty boy.
I took a gummy & I am rewatching New Girl, as I do every spring. I’m writing in my Artist’s way journal when suddenly I hear a voice, as if from a friend— it’s a taco bell commercial voiced by Jake Johnson & I thought I was hallucinating.
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I took a gummy & I am rewatching New Girl, as I do every spring. I’m writing in my Artist’s way journal when suddenly I hear a voice, as if from a friend— it’s a taco bell commercial voiced by Jake Johnson & I thought I was hallucinating.
Seeing Nick Miller kiss Jessica Day because it gives me absolute joy & unadulterated yearn
April 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Seeing Nick Miller kiss Jessica Day because it gives me absolute joy & unadulterated yearn
My coworker called off yesterday so I opened by myself and did both of our tasks— my GM bought me lunch to apologize for it 😭 this is the kindest I’ve been treated at a job (that’s so sad) lol
April 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My coworker called off yesterday so I opened by myself and did both of our tasks— my GM bought me lunch to apologize for it 😭 this is the kindest I’ve been treated at a job (that’s so sad) lol
I’m getting bullied by a 17 yo incel at work wtf
April 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m getting bullied by a 17 yo incel at work wtf
Just got a signed copy a few days ago, I cannot wait to read. I still need to acquire Anthropocene.
April 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just got a signed copy a few days ago, I cannot wait to read. I still need to acquire Anthropocene.
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
You need to grow a fucking conscious and give Emily HER cats back.
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You need to grow a fucking conscious and give Emily HER cats back.
I’m half-way through watching an AUS show called Upper Middle Bogan and it is by far one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. It is so funny, clever, heartwarming, and just— it’s Modern Family meets Arrested Development. It’s hilarious. I love the characters. The wit. The jokes.
March 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m half-way through watching an AUS show called Upper Middle Bogan and it is by far one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. It is so funny, clever, heartwarming, and just— it’s Modern Family meets Arrested Development. It’s hilarious. I love the characters. The wit. The jokes.
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Musk plans to fire 7,000 Social Security Administration employees while calling Social Security “the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.” However, Americans have paid into the system their entire working lives!
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Musk plans to fire 7,000 Social Security Administration employees while calling Social Security “the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.” However, Americans have paid into the system their entire working lives!
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed me, I pledged to desensitize Americans to preventable death by […]
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March 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
It’s March 1st. Happy birthday Nana.
She was diagnosed and passed less than a year after this photo was taken. Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. I was only 11, but she raised me.
She was diagnosed and passed less than a year after this photo was taken. Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. I was only 11, but she raised me.
March 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s March 1st. Happy birthday Nana.
She was diagnosed and passed less than a year after this photo was taken. Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. I was only 11, but she raised me.
She was diagnosed and passed less than a year after this photo was taken. Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. I was only 11, but she raised me.
I forgot how amazing Stanley Tucci is in The Devil Wears Prada
February 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I forgot how amazing Stanley Tucci is in The Devil Wears Prada
I’m watching Babylon for the first time and I think it’s going to make it into my list of top favorites
rip to Bill. Support workers rights & workers unions.
rip to Bill. Support workers rights & workers unions.
February 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m watching Babylon for the first time and I think it’s going to make it into my list of top favorites
rip to Bill. Support workers rights & workers unions.
rip to Bill. Support workers rights & workers unions.