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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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And on that night, Ebenezer Sega, CEO of Sega, was visited by three spirits:
1. The Ghost of Christmas in America, who recommended they make the 32X
2. The Ghost of Christmas Japan, who recommended they make the Sega Saturn
3. The Ghost of Christmas Brazil, who just wanted more Master System
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree

me: who

my mom: the gay pride sheep
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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wahoo !!
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Metroid Prime 4 (2025)
Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The federal government's entire social media presence now amounts to the communication strategy of supervillains in comic books, when they take over TVs and radios to send taunting messages to the public about the evil things they're about to do and dare any superheroes to try and stop them.
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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🍴
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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dear trans siblings: you can improve your mental health 10x by just not being on twitter!
No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
columbo but it's a 1990s fmv game
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the Floating High Jump badge is called "Luigi" internally. This means the playable Luigi has to have a different name - "PlayerLuigi". Whenever Luigi wears the badge, it is actually PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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"Microsoft is attempting to restrict audio settings to people with Windows 11 Licenses" is some shit you'd hear Linux users making up and then getting laughed at because its Too Ridiculous but here we are, I guess.
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM