Ian.
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Ian.
@iosgallagher.bsky.social
· Mar 21
come through bro we're tubing on the river. the water is blacker than the darkest night. i have forgotten every moment of my past
thank you HPD for giving me a ticket for parking on the same street as two luxury vehicles that did not get ticketed. you’re really doing the public a service by protecting the least vulnerable in your community
February 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
thank you HPD for giving me a ticket for parking on the same street as two luxury vehicles that did not get ticketed. you’re really doing the public a service by protecting the least vulnerable in your community
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Who here loves a supercut?
Clawmoor Heights is an gothic horror audio drama from the mind of Port Saga creator, Rachel J. Wilkinson.
Here is the ~4 hour supercut for your uninterrupted pleasure: youtu.be/XFGpdCVbMYA
Clawmoor Heights is an gothic horror audio drama from the mind of Port Saga creator, Rachel J. Wilkinson.
Here is the ~4 hour supercut for your uninterrupted pleasure: youtu.be/XFGpdCVbMYA
January 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who here loves a supercut?
Clawmoor Heights is an gothic horror audio drama from the mind of Port Saga creator, Rachel J. Wilkinson.
Here is the ~4 hour supercut for your uninterrupted pleasure: youtu.be/XFGpdCVbMYA
Clawmoor Heights is an gothic horror audio drama from the mind of Port Saga creator, Rachel J. Wilkinson.
Here is the ~4 hour supercut for your uninterrupted pleasure: youtu.be/XFGpdCVbMYA
i took care of it you guys. had some strong words to say to Mr. Tiktok and we sorted it out
there seem to be a lot of people who don’t quite grasp how much of a dangerous precedent this tiktok ban creates.
tiktok was a large source of hundreds of americans livelihoods. it was a space that (ironically) allowed for the most use of free speech of any app available.
tiktok was a large source of hundreds of americans livelihoods. it was a space that (ironically) allowed for the most use of free speech of any app available.
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i took care of it you guys. had some strong words to say to Mr. Tiktok and we sorted it out
there seem to be a lot of people who don’t quite grasp how much of a dangerous precedent this tiktok ban creates.
tiktok was a large source of hundreds of americans livelihoods. it was a space that (ironically) allowed for the most use of free speech of any app available.
tiktok was a large source of hundreds of americans livelihoods. it was a space that (ironically) allowed for the most use of free speech of any app available.
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
there seem to be a lot of people who don’t quite grasp how much of a dangerous precedent this tiktok ban creates.
tiktok was a large source of hundreds of americans livelihoods. it was a space that (ironically) allowed for the most use of free speech of any app available.
tiktok was a large source of hundreds of americans livelihoods. it was a space that (ironically) allowed for the most use of free speech of any app available.
literally why am i emotional about losing a social media app. this world is doomed
January 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
literally why am i emotional about losing a social media app. this world is doomed
fuck
-lame and overused
-makes you sound illiterate
-refers to sex and that’s gross and not Christian
blast
-intelligent
-sound like a cool medieval knight or something
-better with a funny accent
-lame and overused
-makes you sound illiterate
-refers to sex and that’s gross and not Christian
blast
-intelligent
-sound like a cool medieval knight or something
-better with a funny accent
January 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
fuck
-lame and overused
-makes you sound illiterate
-refers to sex and that’s gross and not Christian
blast
-intelligent
-sound like a cool medieval knight or something
-better with a funny accent
-lame and overused
-makes you sound illiterate
-refers to sex and that’s gross and not Christian
blast
-intelligent
-sound like a cool medieval knight or something
-better with a funny accent
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Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately
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theonion.com/report-terri...
January 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately
theonion.com/report-terri...
theonion.com/report-terri...
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Reposted by Ian.
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...
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December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
cursive is so dumb conceptually
“yeah it’s like regular writing but objectively harder to use and read, all the letters look like inbred versions of the normal ones, and maybe 25% of the population actually cares that you know how to use it” be so fr
“yeah it’s like regular writing but objectively harder to use and read, all the letters look like inbred versions of the normal ones, and maybe 25% of the population actually cares that you know how to use it” be so fr
December 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
cursive is so dumb conceptually
“yeah it’s like regular writing but objectively harder to use and read, all the letters look like inbred versions of the normal ones, and maybe 25% of the population actually cares that you know how to use it” be so fr
“yeah it’s like regular writing but objectively harder to use and read, all the letters look like inbred versions of the normal ones, and maybe 25% of the population actually cares that you know how to use it” be so fr
other people: i want a great job, a big family, a nice house, and to retire at a reasonable age
me: i would like to have a porch some day
me: i would like to have a porch some day
December 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
other people: i want a great job, a big family, a nice house, and to retire at a reasonable age
me: i would like to have a porch some day
me: i would like to have a porch some day
hit points? no. this monster dies when you learn the power of friendship
December 12, 2024 at 4:19 AM
hit points? no. this monster dies when you learn the power of friendship
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December 10, 2024 at 8:36 PM
if HEB has one hundred fans i am one of them. if HEB has 10 fans i am one of them. if HEB has one fan, then that fan is me. if HEB has no fans, then i am no longer on this earth.
December 8, 2024 at 5:35 PM
if HEB has one hundred fans i am one of them. if HEB has 10 fans i am one of them. if HEB has one fan, then that fan is me. if HEB has no fans, then i am no longer on this earth.
Maniac Magee probably works at Waffle House now
December 7, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Maniac Magee probably works at Waffle House now
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if you live around conservatives, a common bumper sticker reads “liberalism is a mental disorder.” you’ll see effigies of dem politicians, unhinged screeds about satan-worshipping dems written on lawn signs. this stuff gets ignored while any hint of condescension from liberals is treated as endemic
November 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
if you live around conservatives, a common bumper sticker reads “liberalism is a mental disorder.” you’ll see effigies of dem politicians, unhinged screeds about satan-worshipping dems written on lawn signs. this stuff gets ignored while any hint of condescension from liberals is treated as endemic
you look in the mirror to check your appearance, i look into the mirror to remind myself that i am a thinking breathing human being. we are not the same
December 1, 2024 at 6:03 PM
you look in the mirror to check your appearance, i look into the mirror to remind myself that i am a thinking breathing human being. we are not the same
no holiday turns drivers into actual rabid animals quite like christmas does
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
no holiday turns drivers into actual rabid animals quite like christmas does
asking for a crunchwrap supreme at the Salad & Go drive through
November 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
asking for a crunchwrap supreme at the Salad & Go drive through
can anyone explain to me why i can’t inject chlorophyll into my veins and produce energy through photosynthesis
November 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
can anyone explain to me why i can’t inject chlorophyll into my veins and produce energy through photosynthesis
has anyone seen my childlike sense of wonder anywhere
November 26, 2024 at 11:50 PM
has anyone seen my childlike sense of wonder anywhere
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fuck off nike do it yourself
November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
fuck off nike do it yourself
applying to the Taco Bell inside the Pentagon
November 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
applying to the Taco Bell inside the Pentagon
when i die fill my body with helium and release me like one of those paper lanterns
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
when i die fill my body with helium and release me like one of those paper lanterns
if you see me recycle my old tweets on here, no you didn’t
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
if you see me recycle my old tweets on here, no you didn’t