David Harrison
@iowdave.bsky.social
British NFL fan, FPL Drafter, PCD
Daughter: “Dad I’d like you to meet my boyfriend.”
Me: “What do you do with a living?”
BF: “I’m a footballer”
Me: “Really honey, he’s incredibly tall and rich but is he really going to be there for you?”
HD : “He’s a Goalkeeper who wears a cap when it’s sunny”
Me: “Welcome to the family!”
#crymcy
Me: “What do you do with a living?”
BF: “I’m a footballer”
Me: “Really honey, he’s incredibly tall and rich but is he really going to be there for you?”
HD : “He’s a Goalkeeper who wears a cap when it’s sunny”
Me: “Welcome to the family!”
#crymcy
May 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Daughter: “Dad I’d like you to meet my boyfriend.”
Me: “What do you do with a living?”
BF: “I’m a footballer”
Me: “Really honey, he’s incredibly tall and rich but is he really going to be there for you?”
HD : “He’s a Goalkeeper who wears a cap when it’s sunny”
Me: “Welcome to the family!”
#crymcy
Me: “What do you do with a living?”
BF: “I’m a footballer”
Me: “Really honey, he’s incredibly tall and rich but is he really going to be there for you?”
HD : “He’s a Goalkeeper who wears a cap when it’s sunny”
Me: “Welcome to the family!”
#crymcy
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Got out of jail
(part 1)
(part 1)
March 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Got out of jail
(part 1)
(part 1)
Oh I see. Nevermind
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Oh I see. Nevermind
This is literally all stuff he said he was going to do.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump’s approval rating dips after rush of executive orders, poll finds
Poll shows disapproval of immigration policies and Gulf of Mexico renaming
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is literally all stuff he said he was going to do.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pretending to be Welsh and being a Traitor at the same time is too stressful to even think about #TheTraitors
January 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pretending to be Welsh and being a Traitor at the same time is too stressful to even think about #TheTraitors
This game is about as Wesstivus as it gets
January 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This game is about as Wesstivus as it gets
@heedthecallpod.bsky.social Hope you are all managing to have an enjoyable Westivus
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@heedthecallpod.bsky.social Hope you are all managing to have an enjoyable Westivus
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Bill Hader doing an impression of Oliver Reed explaining the difference between acting on stage & acting on film.
Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.
Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.
December 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Bill Hader doing an impression of Oliver Reed explaining the difference between acting on stage & acting on film.
Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.
Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.
😂
December 19, 2024 at 6:40 PM
😂
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Must be very frustrating being Jim Ratcliffe, being so good at everything yet continually being let down by other people.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Dan Ashworth leaves Man Utd after 5 months as sporting director. 53yo’s move from Newcastle has not worked + departure agreed in meeting at Old Trafford last night; presented by #MUFC as mutual
www.nytimes.com/athletic/597...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/597...
Ashworth leaves role as Man United sporting director after five months
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Must be very frustrating being Jim Ratcliffe, being so good at everything yet continually being let down by other people.
The Lions season is going to end on a mad Dan Campbell gamble going wrong and we’re all going to be so sad
December 6, 2024 at 7:31 AM
The Lions season is going to end on a mad Dan Campbell gamble going wrong and we’re all going to be so sad
This could have been a lot worse. I can almost pass off as a cool person.
December 5, 2024 at 7:35 AM
This could have been a lot worse. I can almost pass off as a cool person.
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I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth.
December 3, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth.
The “Boring Scenario” is 404/1.
This might be the best it’ll get.
This might be the best it’ll get.
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 AM
The “Boring Scenario” is 404/1.
This might be the best it’ll get.
This might be the best it’ll get.
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New middle-class insult just dropped
December 3, 2024 at 2:28 PM
New middle-class insult just dropped
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The last thing Fantastic Mr Fox sees
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 PM
The last thing Fantastic Mr Fox sees
A thing of absolute beauty in the snow
Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡
December 2, 2024 at 9:43 AM
A thing of absolute beauty in the snow
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Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡
I need this Cardinals game to end so Kyler stops haemorrhaging fantasy points
December 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I need this Cardinals game to end so Kyler stops haemorrhaging fantasy points
Christmas Song Advent Callander
Day 1
Late Night Phone Call - Reverend and the Makers
youtu.be/BC1FnOmeaoI?...
Day 1
Late Night Phone Call - Reverend and the Makers
youtu.be/BC1FnOmeaoI?...
Reverend and the Makers - Late Night Phone Call (Official Video)
YouTube video by Reverend And The Makers
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December 1, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Christmas Song Advent Callander
Day 1
Late Night Phone Call - Reverend and the Makers
youtu.be/BC1FnOmeaoI?...
Day 1
Late Night Phone Call - Reverend and the Makers
youtu.be/BC1FnOmeaoI?...
Lions v Bears deserved a better ending than that
November 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Lions v Bears deserved a better ending than that
Post a gif of your comfort show
November 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Post a gif of your comfort show
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Patrick Mahomes in 2024
November 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Patrick Mahomes in 2024