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Sometimes I'll cut a toenail jagged and just be pissed about it for a couple weeks because I don't want to go back down there.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sometimes I'll cut a toenail jagged and just be pissed about it for a couple weeks because I don't want to go back down there.
False alarm! Thought my bd was moving closer to see his kid more often, but he's just joining a band
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
False alarm! Thought my bd was moving closer to see his kid more often, but he's just joining a band
Loooove the annual call from my baby daddy 3 days before her birthday asking me "is there a party? Can I come?"
a man in a suit and bow tie is saying not for you i 'm sorry
Alt: a man in a suit and bow tie is saying "not for you i'm sorry"
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Loooove the annual call from my baby daddy 3 days before her birthday asking me "is there a party? Can I come?"
Orgasms? In this economy?!
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Orgasms? In this economy?!
I'm feeling funny so that's how you know things are awful
February 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm feeling funny so that's how you know things are awful
Why tf does Google tell me a website is one I visit often. Feels judgy do better
February 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Why tf does Google tell me a website is one I visit often. Feels judgy do better
I think I found The One, the job that's gonna make me delete Indeed off my phone once and for all
February 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I think I found The One, the job that's gonna make me delete Indeed off my phone once and for all
If you're not telling me how good I am, what are you even doing
February 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If you're not telling me how good I am, what are you even doing
You might recognize me from my viral instagr*m comment that has 20,000 likes (and counting). No photos
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You might recognize me from my viral instagr*m comment that has 20,000 likes (and counting). No photos
If you don't have mushrooms when you're upset, thinking about them helps too. Mushrooms are so cool.
February 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If you don't have mushrooms when you're upset, thinking about them helps too. Mushrooms are so cool.
I want to shake my ass on the gr*m but I'm bad at setting up the phone to record
February 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I want to shake my ass on the gr*m but I'm bad at setting up the phone to record
I keep going back and forth between being fine that I don't fit in at work, and thinking every conversation is about how much I don't fit in.
February 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I keep going back and forth between being fine that I don't fit in at work, and thinking every conversation is about how much I don't fit in.
When I try to let them down easy
January 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
When I try to let them down easy
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“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.
I'm your new neurodivergent coworker. You're gonna think I'm dumb for a while but hopefully my jokes will bide me time until I figure out how to do all this shit.
January 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'm your new neurodivergent coworker. You're gonna think I'm dumb for a while but hopefully my jokes will bide me time until I figure out how to do all this shit.
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me: when you were partying, I studied the blade
customer: okay yeah can you slice that a little thinner
customer: okay yeah can you slice that a little thinner
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
me: when you were partying, I studied the blade
customer: okay yeah can you slice that a little thinner
customer: okay yeah can you slice that a little thinner
I'm mad it took me so long to realize I wanted to work with my hands and produce things that matter to people. But I'm here now. 🙌
January 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm mad it took me so long to realize I wanted to work with my hands and produce things that matter to people. But I'm here now. 🙌
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
Why oh WHY did I eat a whole package of coconut shrimp (again)
January 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Why oh WHY did I eat a whole package of coconut shrimp (again)
Drinking a cortado at 7pm because I'm a single mom and 3am Sunday morning is the only time I can feel human.
January 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Drinking a cortado at 7pm because I'm a single mom and 3am Sunday morning is the only time I can feel human.
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Just had a weird thought... We have both 🎥 and 📽️ emojis, one representing a film camera, the other a film projector. Very similar looking devices, but they basically do the opposite of each other. One takes in reality and commits it to film, while the other takes film and projects it onto reality. 🥴
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just had a weird thought... We have both 🎥 and 📽️ emojis, one representing a film camera, the other a film projector. Very similar looking devices, but they basically do the opposite of each other. One takes in reality and commits it to film, while the other takes film and projects it onto reality. 🥴