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I've invented a new type of cheese for sandwiches. I call it "munstern't".
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I've invented a new type of cheese for sandwiches. I call it "munstern't".
I've invented a new type of cheese for sandwiches. I call it "goudan't".
August 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've invented a new type of cheese for sandwiches. I call it "goudan't".
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was a rodent): "Welcome to my house, mouse! Enter freely and of your own free will!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was a rodent): "Welcome to my house, mouse! Enter freely and of your own free will!"
Dracula (if he was a little hard of hearing): "WELCOME TO MY HOUSE! ENTER FREELY AND OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dracula (if he was a little hard of hearing): "WELCOME TO MY HOUSE! ENTER FREELY AND OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL!"
Dracula (if he was from Pittsburgh and Jonathan Harker was plural): "Welcome to my house! Yinz enter freely and of yinz's own free will!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dracula (if he was from Pittsburgh and Jonathan Harker was plural): "Welcome to my house! Yinz enter freely and of yinz's own free will!"
Dracula (if his castle was called "Freely"): "Welcome to my house! Enter Freely of your own free will!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Dracula (if his castle was called "Freely"): "Welcome to my house! Enter Freely of your own free will!"
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was about to hand Dracula some cash): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was about to hand Dracula some cash): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!"
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was named "Will"): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will, Will!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was named "Will"): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will, Will!"
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was a bee): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own bee will!"
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was a bee): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own bee will!"
Hey talk! My hometown introduced legislation to make it a trans sanctuary city. The democratic socialists of Cleveland are collecting signatures to support this legislation! Please boost and sign, even if you aren’t in the area.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/su...
actionnetwork.org/petitions/su...
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
cracker barrel was already woke!!did you not notice how for decades they've sought to humiliate regular, hard working americans with their impossible triangle peg game that isn't even fun and i didn't want to play it anyway
August 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Nioh 2 is like one of those lunchables for adults. or maybe like one of those wines for kids. pretty sure i saw that at kroger's once.
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Nioh 2 is like one of those lunchables for adults. or maybe like one of those wines for kids. pretty sure i saw that at kroger's once.
August 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, hiiiii 👋😀 hi!! hiiii!! 👋🤪 wazzaaah hahaha 👋😙 ok here goes 😤😐 the dictionary defines torture as the infliction of intense pain to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure. ᴴᶦᶦᶦᶦ 👋😉 but my client isn't a dictionary. he's just a man trying to run a daycare 👋🙂 hey hi
August 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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San Francisco indie band Deerhoof has severed ties with Spotify, the group announced Monday, citing CEO Daniel Ek’s substantial investments in military AI technology. “We don’t want our music killing people,” the band’s statement reads.
SF Band Ditches Spotify Over CEO’s $700M Military AI Investment
Deerhoof will remove its entire catalog from the ‘data-mining scam masquerading as a ‘music company.’’
www.kqed.org
July 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
San Francisco indie band Deerhoof has severed ties with Spotify, the group announced Monday, citing CEO Daniel Ek’s substantial investments in military AI technology. “We don’t want our music killing people,” the band’s statement reads.
This is not a place of wigan. No good as gravy is commemorated here.
June 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is not a place of wigan. No good as gravy is commemorated here.
She wigan on my good till I as gravy.
June 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
She wigan on my good till I as gravy.
Wigan. Good. Gravy.
June 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wigan. Good. Gravy.
Trucking CEO got killed? Only surprised that didn't happen earlier or more frequently. One of the hardest businesses to actually get your paycheck in.
May 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trucking CEO got killed? Only surprised that didn't happen earlier or more frequently. One of the hardest businesses to actually get your paycheck in.
What's a demon blade's favorite fruit? A BLOOD orange hahahahahahahahahahahahah obviously.
May 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What's a demon blade's favorite fruit? A BLOOD orange hahahahahahahahahahahahah obviously.
Fear & Hunger is ambitious in a way that few games are. And also it's very funny, unintentionally, but constantly.
May 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Fear & Hunger is ambitious in a way that few games are. And also it's very funny, unintentionally, but constantly.
an AMERICAN?????????
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
an AMERICAN?????????
i adore how creatively malicious this is. if it’s only a cap gun then i don’t even think it is illegal 🤔
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oblivion is a game that really rewards some lite roleplaying, a self-imposed challenge, or a good-faith effort to engage with it on its terms. Play it any other way and it crumbles like a plain wheat cracker.
May 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oblivion is a game that really rewards some lite roleplaying, a self-imposed challenge, or a good-faith effort to engage with it on its terms. Play it any other way and it crumbles like a plain wheat cracker.