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Isaac Hepworth
@isaa.ch
It’s me from the other place
June 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
this said popeno a moment ago
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
what the fuck
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the world has waited long enough
March 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
February 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cookie conjugations:
- i personalize
- you track
- he/she surveils
February 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
summer in são paulo is a scorcher… just before 9am and it's already 60°C… wait, what
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i’m going to be rich
January 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
endorse. bought this last night; it was an instant and hilarious hit
Parenting tip: No Switch game has made my kids laugh harder than Heave Ho.
January 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
even for a telco, "more unlimited" is dissonantly cynical as product positioning
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
today i learned that 2025 = 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³
January 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
today I learned that teenagers get the zoomies
January 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is amazing
A new study finds ants best humans at tests of collective intelligence.

Learn more: scim.ag/4h2K0ID
January 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
wore a shoe on my right foot today for the first time in 5½ weeks. a mini milestone to end the year 🎉
rolled my ankle and broke my foot wtf
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
strong contender for lamest fortune ever
December 31, 2024 at 12:24 AM
just got my 2024 performance review as a parent from the twelve year old and i got a b-minus rating wtf
December 26, 2024 at 4:57 AM
first person to write a doc wins
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
i got "famous" and "dead" 😬
December 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
woof, i just made the big time. see all y'all suckers later.
December 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
December 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
i've been waiting for this. i'm now @isaa.ch.
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December 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
at 12 and 14 the kids have reached peak effectiveness in pushing each others' buttons
December 17, 2024 at 3:15 PM
there is a certain undeniable orthographic determinism in the fact that that “shitposting” is an anagram of “top insights”
December 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
shared ipads for check-in at the doctor's office just casually leaking patient information from previous visits 🧐
December 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
hugh's given up
December 8, 2024 at 1:18 AM