Mina
@isablahaj.bsky.social
High-functioning transsexual 🏳️⚧️. Chemically enhanced primate. Self-made woman beyond cisgender comprehension. Actively participating in the divine act of creation.
This year for Halloween, I'm going to wear way too much eyeliner, a cobra diadem, and wrap myself in bandages.
Do you think they'll get I'm supposed to be a mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry, I mean, mummy?
Do you think they'll get I'm supposed to be a mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry, I mean, mummy?
September 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This year for Halloween, I'm going to wear way too much eyeliner, a cobra diadem, and wrap myself in bandages.
Do you think they'll get I'm supposed to be a mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry, I mean, mummy?
Do you think they'll get I'm supposed to be a mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry, I mean, mummy?
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The difference between "assume spherical cow" and the thing cis people do when trying to ab-initio model trans women's experiences is that the spherical cow is approximately correct
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The difference between "assume spherical cow" and the thing cis people do when trying to ab-initio model trans women's experiences is that the spherical cow is approximately correct
For the British, high tea is just an afternoon snack. For trans women, it's an existential crisis
January 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
For the British, high tea is just an afternoon snack. For trans women, it's an existential crisis
Augmentation mommyplasty. Mommyaugmentation.
December 30, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Augmentation mommyplasty. Mommyaugmentation.
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I like bluesky because it forces you to confront the humbling reality that it's not that the algorithm is working against you, it's just that you aren't as funny as you think you are
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I like bluesky because it forces you to confront the humbling reality that it's not that the algorithm is working against you, it's just that you aren't as funny as you think you are
The one thing I miss from the bird app is my block list.
I spent years cultivating it! I had a collection of tens of thousands of the finest racists, homophobes, transphobes, antisemites, and other assorted bigots! My life's work! How am I ever going to rebuild that?
I spent years cultivating it! I had a collection of tens of thousands of the finest racists, homophobes, transphobes, antisemites, and other assorted bigots! My life's work! How am I ever going to rebuild that?
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
The one thing I miss from the bird app is my block list.
I spent years cultivating it! I had a collection of tens of thousands of the finest racists, homophobes, transphobes, antisemites, and other assorted bigots! My life's work! How am I ever going to rebuild that?
I spent years cultivating it! I had a collection of tens of thousands of the finest racists, homophobes, transphobes, antisemites, and other assorted bigots! My life's work! How am I ever going to rebuild that?
I'm now at that age where my friends are starting to grow their first grey hairs and I'm starting to grow my first tits
November 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I'm now at that age where my friends are starting to grow their first grey hairs and I'm starting to grow my first tits
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Sorry cishets, fags don't care about your feelings.
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Sorry cishets, fags don't care about your feelings.
Still giggling about this medical diagnosis more than two years later: "mild depression and transsexualism".
Let me tell you, there is nothing "mild" about my transsexualism. I've got full-blown transsexualism.
Let me tell you, there is nothing "mild" about my transsexualism. I've got full-blown transsexualism.
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Still giggling about this medical diagnosis more than two years later: "mild depression and transsexualism".
Let me tell you, there is nothing "mild" about my transsexualism. I've got full-blown transsexualism.
Let me tell you, there is nothing "mild" about my transsexualism. I've got full-blown transsexualism.
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be normal around cis people was never going to work so fuck it just be yourself.
November 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
be normal around cis people was never going to work so fuck it just be yourself.
It really seems like everyone is coming here now, huh?
I've managed to find more than half of the people I used to follow on Twitter. And a significant portion of the remainder hasn't posted in years anyway.
At this rate, I don't see a reason to ever go back
I've managed to find more than half of the people I used to follow on Twitter. And a significant portion of the remainder hasn't posted in years anyway.
At this rate, I don't see a reason to ever go back
November 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
It really seems like everyone is coming here now, huh?
I've managed to find more than half of the people I used to follow on Twitter. And a significant portion of the remainder hasn't posted in years anyway.
At this rate, I don't see a reason to ever go back
I've managed to find more than half of the people I used to follow on Twitter. And a significant portion of the remainder hasn't posted in years anyway.
At this rate, I don't see a reason to ever go back
The reason why trans women are so terrible at playing soccer is that they'll always insist they can't pass, even when they're perfectly capable of doing so
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
The reason why trans women are so terrible at playing soccer is that they'll always insist they can't pass, even when they're perfectly capable of doing so
The matryoshka position, where every trans woman has another, smaller trans woman inside of her
November 19, 2024 at 3:22 PM
The matryoshka position, where every trans woman has another, smaller trans woman inside of her
For customers concerned about their privacy, we offer the option of discrete mathematics.
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 PM
For customers concerned about their privacy, we offer the option of discrete mathematics.
The greatest source of transfeminine gender euphoria is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Closely followed by "skirt go spinny".
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 PM
The greatest source of transfeminine gender euphoria is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Closely followed by "skirt go spinny".
When Neo leans back to dodge the bullets in that famous scene, he is doing what mathematicians call the "transpose of the matrix"
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM
When Neo leans back to dodge the bullets in that famous scene, he is doing what mathematicians call the "transpose of the matrix"
Sister: "I'm going to IKEA, do you need anything?"
Me: "BLÅHAJ".
Sister: "You already have a Blåhaj. I bought it for you last time, don't you remember?"
Me: *insert Merry & Pippin meme* "We have one, yes. But what about second Blåhaj?"
Me: "BLÅHAJ".
Sister: "You already have a Blåhaj. I bought it for you last time, don't you remember?"
Me: *insert Merry & Pippin meme* "We have one, yes. But what about second Blåhaj?"
November 19, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Sister: "I'm going to IKEA, do you need anything?"
Me: "BLÅHAJ".
Sister: "You already have a Blåhaj. I bought it for you last time, don't you remember?"
Me: *insert Merry & Pippin meme* "We have one, yes. But what about second Blåhaj?"
Me: "BLÅHAJ".
Sister: "You already have a Blåhaj. I bought it for you last time, don't you remember?"
Me: *insert Merry & Pippin meme* "We have one, yes. But what about second Blåhaj?"
"You sit like a girl. You walk like a girl. You have girl hair. You sound like a girl. You hold your arms like a girl. You get scared like a girl. You cry like a girl. You drink girly drinks. You dance like a girl."
"Okay, maybe I AM a girl."
"BuT tHeRe WeRe NeVeR aNy SiGnS"
"Okay, maybe I AM a girl."
"BuT tHeRe WeRe NeVeR aNy SiGnS"
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 AM
"You sit like a girl. You walk like a girl. You have girl hair. You sound like a girl. You hold your arms like a girl. You get scared like a girl. You cry like a girl. You drink girly drinks. You dance like a girl."
"Okay, maybe I AM a girl."
"BuT tHeRe WeRe NeVeR aNy SiGnS"
"Okay, maybe I AM a girl."
"BuT tHeRe WeRe NeVeR aNy SiGnS"
Need Duolingo course girl voice
November 19, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Need Duolingo course girl voice
Imagine you're in a presidential election. Who would you rather see walking into the polling place, a man or a bear?
November 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Imagine you're in a presidential election. Who would you rather see walking into the polling place, a man or a bear?