Scottimus Prime
@iscotty.bsky.social
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I’m a Bluey convert… bandit is my hero.
Totally using “biscuits” from now on.
Totally using “biscuits” from now on.
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m a Bluey convert… bandit is my hero.
Totally using “biscuits” from now on.
Totally using “biscuits” from now on.
Going for a new look… hello side parting 👀
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Going for a new look… hello side parting 👀
Are we all talk and no communication? I’ve been reflecting and my latest blog post is now up.
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t.co/gR4jhETm0F
https://iscotty.me/2025/10/29/all-talk-and-no-communication/
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October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Are we all talk and no communication? I’ve been reflecting and my latest blog post is now up.
t.co/gR4jhETm0F
t.co/gR4jhETm0F
Ever get the feeling like you just weren’t meant for this world? Like something just is always out of sync, not quite right, but could never put your finger on it?
October 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ever get the feeling like you just weren’t meant for this world? Like something just is always out of sync, not quite right, but could never put your finger on it?
I have used Mrs Bucket in my training scenarios for years. She’s an idol with her white slim line telephone with automatic redial. May she have many candlelit suppers with the vicar as she rests.
Rest in peace Dame Patricia Routledge. 🫶
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rest in peace Dame Patricia Routledge. 🫶
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Patricia Routledge: Keeping Up Appearances star dies at 96 - BBC News
She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp.
www.bbc.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have used Mrs Bucket in my training scenarios for years. She’s an idol with her white slim line telephone with automatic redial. May she have many candlelit suppers with the vicar as she rests.
Rest in peace Dame Patricia Routledge. 🫶
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rest in peace Dame Patricia Routledge. 🫶
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I’ve actually decided to start writing again.
If you’re interested, head to iscotty.me/2025/09/24/f...
If you’re interested, head to iscotty.me/2025/09/24/f...
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’ve actually decided to start writing again.
If you’re interested, head to iscotty.me/2025/09/24/f...
If you’re interested, head to iscotty.me/2025/09/24/f...
If your skeets are about wishing Charlie Kirk dead, here’s your reminder.
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Phase one of the edging done… now to let it settle a so I can go around again then it’ll be finished.
I am obviously talking about paint. 👀
I am obviously talking about paint. 👀
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Phase one of the edging done… now to let it settle a so I can go around again then it’ll be finished.
I am obviously talking about paint. 👀
I am obviously talking about paint. 👀
Train WiFi really is terrible
August 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Train WiFi really is terrible
Not a good look when the owner of Club Alert uses a marketing list for Alert to advertise their personal house for sale.
July 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not a good look when the owner of Club Alert uses a marketing list for Alert to advertise their personal house for sale.
George Michael is in the Star Trek universe. This makes me happy.
July 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
George Michael is in the Star Trek universe. This makes me happy.
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Well good morning to you all, and especially to *you*, coquettish little bookmarks stepping forward to plug the publication of #TheCutThroatTrial, my debut legal thriller out on 28 August 2025 and available at all good bookstores including those in the links below.
Yes. Good morning. bio.to/7zNmPU
Yes. Good morning. bio.to/7zNmPU
July 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Well good morning to you all, and especially to *you*, coquettish little bookmarks stepping forward to plug the publication of #TheCutThroatTrial, my debut legal thriller out on 28 August 2025 and available at all good bookstores including those in the links below.
Yes. Good morning. bio.to/7zNmPU
Yes. Good morning. bio.to/7zNmPU
Feeling particularly lost and isolated of late. Not making any real progress on any fronts. Money, health, life, fitness, work... I just seem to be going around in circles or stuck. A drastic change is needed. What, I don’t know. 🤷🏻♂️
June 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Feeling particularly lost and isolated of late. Not making any real progress on any fronts. Money, health, life, fitness, work... I just seem to be going around in circles or stuck. A drastic change is needed. What, I don’t know. 🤷🏻♂️
Kylie Minogue last night in Brum as, amazing! 😍😍
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Kylie Minogue last night in Brum as, amazing! 😍😍
The bigots are claiming this is a free speech issue, and it isn’t.
The teacher lost the case because they inappropriately accessed data multiple times and breached both school policy on access and the DPA18. Clear grounds for misconduct.
www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.bbc....
The teacher lost the case because they inappropriately accessed data multiple times and breached both school policy on access and the DPA18. Clear grounds for misconduct.
www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.bbc....
Christian teacher loses dismissal case over trans pupil row - BBC News
The teacher took Nottinghamshire County Council to a tribunal claiming unfair dismissal.
www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org
May 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The bigots are claiming this is a free speech issue, and it isn’t.
The teacher lost the case because they inappropriately accessed data multiple times and breached both school policy on access and the DPA18. Clear grounds for misconduct.
www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.bbc....
The teacher lost the case because they inappropriately accessed data multiple times and breached both school policy on access and the DPA18. Clear grounds for misconduct.
www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.bbc....
Still gutted Australia didn’t make it through. That’s a crime in my view.
May 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Still gutted Australia didn’t make it through. That’s a crime in my view.
Lovely afternoon cider ruined by a horrible yappy dog. One of those animals nature would have killed off years ago.
May 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Lovely afternoon cider ruined by a horrible yappy dog. One of those animals nature would have killed off years ago.
This scene is resonating with me a lot lately. Nothing feels right. Nothing is where it should be. Up is down.
a man in a black leather vest is saying " i feel lost "
ALT: a man in a black leather vest is saying " i feel lost "
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April 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This scene is resonating with me a lot lately. Nothing feels right. Nothing is where it should be. Up is down.
Running very late today 🙈
April 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Running very late today 🙈
If you were the lovely man in the queue at #Starbucks in #Edinburgh today (who engaged in some very clear eye flirting), do drop me a DM. 👀
March 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you were the lovely man in the queue at #Starbucks in #Edinburgh today (who engaged in some very clear eye flirting), do drop me a DM. 👀
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the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
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It's not a dog whistle.
It's an air raid siren.
It's an air raid siren.
March 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It's not a dog whistle.
It's an air raid siren.
It's an air raid siren.
Had a nice long lay in for the glory of the empire!!
February 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Had a nice long lay in for the glory of the empire!!
And I don't want the world to see me.
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.
open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6f...
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.
open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6f...
Iris
The Goo Goo Dolls · Dizzy up the Girl · Song · 1998
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February 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
And I don't want the world to see me.
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.
open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6f...
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.
open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6f...
Today’s the day! On my way to pick up my new sleeping cpap machine. 🤞🏻 it helps sort my health issues out.
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Today’s the day! On my way to pick up my new sleeping cpap machine. 🤞🏻 it helps sort my health issues out.