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dylan
@isntdylan.bsky.social
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hiiii hi hello hi!!!
im just here to make silly jokes
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isntdylan.bsky.social
i am a machine that turns kurt vonnegut books i havent read into kurt vonnegut books i have read
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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gladiephilly.bsky.social
New song, video, record announcement, and tour. So proud of how this album came out. Music is the best. You can watch the video and pre order the record here! www.gladie.net
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
if youve ever been curious about what music i listen to somehow for some reason
heres a playlist i made with songs from all the bands i saw live this year
yippee!!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
songs from bands i saw concerts in 2025 - YouTube
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
some people may call me crazy for this but the erotic t4t martin prince/nelson muntz fanfiction basically writes itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
the real tragedy of ai is how its ruined the lives of everyone named Al
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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skatunenetwork.bsky.social
HI INTERNET
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!

Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
Screenshot of gofund me featuring a picture of the JER band and text reading “help JER cover tour debt & expenses to keep touring in 2026” Hi, my name is JER and I’m calling in my community for help right now. For some background, I am an artist who releases music under my name, JER. In addition to that, I have a YouTube channel called skatune network, where I cover songs in the style of ska. For 9 years, I’ve been doing the YouTube thing, but for the past 5 years, my passion truly lies with the art that i create through the JER project and JER band. It’s been a privilege and honor to see the support of 2 full length records and 104 live shows over this time, and I’m deeply grateful for everybody who has been showing love and support to my craft! Anybody who follows me knows that touring is volatile and expensive. So many factors can make or break a tour financially, and it’s easy for expenses and debt to snowball to a point where it’s near impossible to catch up / continue. That was 2025 for me. With the expecting of a handful of shows, I didn’t really play any shows from spring 2024 to fall of 2025. I got off the road and dedicated the back half of 2024 to working to pay down tour debt. I began 2025 with minimal debt and recorded a record, the record being Death of the Heart. I made a financial plan for the year, which included keeping costs on our first March weekend. The additional cost was going to cover half of the bands flights to Japan, while I was already going to be out there AND all of our expenses in Japan were already covered. At the end of that March weekend, however, I was hit with the news that my merch fulfillment store had accumulated several thousand dollars of debt. All the money we made that weekend immediately went toward paying a portion of that debt off. This left me back home with more debt, and having to work my real life jobs to re-save to fly a portion of my band to Japan for our shows The spring is my slowest time of year, since most of my work is in the summer and fall. It took until the summer for me to save the money to book the flights. Our June tour was a breakeven, but the money we made from merch at shows was immediately taken to cover the online fulfillment debt I didn’t even know existed until March. This put me in a position where every dollar I made from my 5 jobs all summer went toward covering the costs of the last tour, and the next tour booked would start before I could pay off the last. This cycle is why we had to drop off our shows leading into fest. The money that was supposed to rent the van and book the flights instead went toward a previous tour debt. This cycle has culminated to where I’m at now. As of now, Square has frozen my account and is withholding all the merch money I made from my last few December shows. There is *still* a remaining debt on the merch fulfillment that isn’t fully paid down, and every tour has been in the red because of this lingering debt. I’m at a position where I have a lot of cool tours booked for 2026, but I am at a point where I can’t even afford to start the tour. Vans need to be rented. Flights need to be booked. Merch needs to be made. These are all costs that I don’t have, and I can’t afford to go on the road with this much debt again. It would be a huge bummer to drop off some very cool tours, but it’s just not feasible for me to make happen THATS WHERE I’M ASKING FOR Y’ALLS HELP! Between every skatune network page, I have over 1.2 million followers. If less than 1/10th of a % of my following sent me a dollar, I’d be able to cover every expense lost from square locking my merch money, AND the debt lingering over the skatune store. I hate feeling that I’m in a position where I need to ask for this. I’ve been trying my best and working non-stop for over a year. I’ve been applying to jobs all year beyond my current work, and while I’m making enough to do everything I appreciate the love and support deeply. The JER band is the most special project I’ve been a part of and had. The message of this band is so deeply important to me and I hope I can lean into my community to help make this possible. If you ever wanted to say thank you for the thousands of videos, hundreds of covers, all the entertainment, this is the way to do it! I’ve set the gofundme up for 10k. Believe it or not, my debt is higher than that right now, but that will pay off every debt lingering, cover the loss in merch money, pay down remaining tour expenses from this year, and set me up to get on the road next year! And lastly, if you purchased merch from us this past weekend and used a card, expect a refund. I’m also going to honor system this and try to build some sort of forum to contact everybody. Square refuses to release all of our card transactions and is suggesting we refund it all. I know everybody we sold merch to doesn’t follow me. Some saw us for the first time at these shows. Some don’t use social media. I just have to accept that I may be out of some merch money this weekend. Thank you all so much. I appreciate you all 🫶🏾
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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oniongames.bsky.social
Outside these walls, the Children say, the grown-ups are monsters, and nowhere is safe.

Our bittersweet fairytale RPG #StrayChildren is now 20% off on #NintendoSwitch through January 1st!

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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mikehuguenor.bsky.social
December bump for the only rock album released from this year made entirely of guitar sounds
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
making jason molina's music more accessible for younger generations and renaming his band skibidi ohia
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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jeffrosenstock.bsky.social
NEW SONG "CAR ALARM" BY GLADIE OUT NOW PRODUCED BY BLUESKY'S OWN JEFF ROSENSTOCK (me) THIS BAND ROCKS THIS SONG RIPS THIS WORLD IS BETTER WITH NEW GLADIE MUSIC YES YES YES YES YES

getbetterrecords.lnk.to/gladie
Gladie - Car Alarm
Listen to Car Alarm by Gladie.
getbetterrecords.lnk.to
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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sbworkersunited.org
If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.

Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
A collage of Starbucks Workers United members, some holding picket signs that say "NO CONTRACT NO COFFEE" and "UNITED WE BARGAIN DIVIDED WE BEG." Some are also wearing beanies that say "STRIKE CAPTAIN." Text on the top and bottom say "If baristas go on strike... DON'T BUY STARBUCKS!"
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
its a shame that they must feed every single blue jay to the dodgers in one big succulent post baseball meal, but we must respect tradition
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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mikehuguenor.bsky.social
For your 2025 album consideration!

What other record this year mixed punk, dance music, indie rock, bossa nova, and improvisation--all with only one instrument??

mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com/album/surfin...
Surfing the Web With the Alien, by Mike Huguenor
10 track album
mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
getting watered must feel soooooo good if youre a plant
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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arielries.bsky.social
*guy who doesn't know what mochi is* hey can you get me some of those little foreskin icecreams
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
isntdylan.bsky.social
i cant be the only person who thinks there should have been an episode of regular show where mordecai and rigby explore each others bodies
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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skatunenetwork.bsky.social
Onigiri hate to see me coming fr
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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paultlevin.bsky.social
““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags
Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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blot.city
I will always take any opportunity to reiterate that xbox is on the BDS list
tomwarren.co.uk Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · Oct 1
BREAKING: Microsoft is announcing big changes to Xbox Game Pass today. Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is getting more features, but it's going up to $29.99 a month. PC games + cloud are also coming to new Game Pass Essential + Premium plans. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/789424/...
Microsoft revamps Xbox Game Pass plans and hikes Ultimate to $29.99 a month
All Xbox Game Pass tiers are getting big changes
www.theverge.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
silksong is great every once in a while i tell all my friends that i met a new bug that made me sad
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
isntdylan.bsky.social
i think trepanation would do a lot for me, air out the ol brain a little
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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cheekface.bsky.social
fuck all the transphobes
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
isntdylan.bsky.social
getting tilted at silksong not because its hard but because theres a bug that made me SAD
September 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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ulvevin.bsky.social
ooohhhh you want to get 15% off your order so bad ooooh

shop is open TODAY at 5 pm CEST : D

skadedyr.bigcartel.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM