me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

my toxic trait is that i wouldn't mind a relationship ala exquisite corpse

can you post nsfw on here? 👀

anyways follow me if you love Gotham and fat bitches who make Gotham their entire personality

my roommate had surgery today and she asked me not to make a lot of noise but by the time i got back to my apt i forgot so i deflated my dead air mattress and filled up the next one right outside where she was asleep

there is nothing better than recommending your favorite book to someone and them coming back and telling you they loved it. absolute cocaine of a feeling. put that shit in my body immediately

snl is wild bc what do you mean i almost considered going to get snl tickets for charli xcx

i'm gonna eat them out everyone

hi :3

Could tonight be the night?