God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

I think the wrong questions r being asked about the proposed tariffs. The real question Is how little will he accept from Mexico , Canada and China in order to be able to say the threat of tariffs worked ?

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

If cats don’t like kisses then why tf do they have that perfect little spot between their ears? 😠

Facts.

Prepare yourself mentally.

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

One thing about #Jeep people, we always have our ducks in a row.

Where you at, #catmom Bluesky?

Or #catlady

Or #childlesscatlady

Or #catlover

Anything with #cats, really. I like them.

A lot.

We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

Issa thread, a cat thread ✨

I think it’s time I bless the timeline with all six of my very best friends. Starting with my firstborn: Iggy.

I know how we keep them off of here.

We call these little posties ’snowflakes’

What do we call these posts? ….shooting stars or something?