Born to be frog and toad
Cursed to be frog and scorpion
Cursed to be frog and scorpion
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Born to be frog and toad
Cursed to be frog and scorpion
Cursed to be frog and scorpion
I have taken
the tylenol
that were in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
saving
for when you can't live
Forgive me
nothing bad can happen
it can only
good happen
the tylenol
that were in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
saving
for when you can't live
Forgive me
nothing bad can happen
it can only
good happen
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have taken
the tylenol
that were in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
saving
for when you can't live
Forgive me
nothing bad can happen
it can only
good happen
the tylenol
that were in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
saving
for when you can't live
Forgive me
nothing bad can happen
it can only
good happen
IF YOU'RE IN LINE FOR
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
STAY IN LINE FOR
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
STAY IN LINE FOR
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
August 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE FOR
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
STAY IN LINE FOR
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
STAY IN LINE FOR
VEGAN SWEET CORN SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM
ON A WARM SUMMER'S NIGHT
I have counted
the letters
that were in
the prompt term
and which
you were probably
hoping
I'd understand
Forgive me
there are three bs in blueberry
one in blue
two in berry
the letters
that were in
the prompt term
and which
you were probably
hoping
I'd understand
Forgive me
there are three bs in blueberry
one in blue
two in berry
August 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I have counted
the letters
that were in
the prompt term
and which
you were probably
hoping
I'd understand
Forgive me
there are three bs in blueberry
one in blue
two in berry
the letters
that were in
the prompt term
and which
you were probably
hoping
I'd understand
Forgive me
there are three bs in blueberry
one in blue
two in berry
We shouldn't let gen AI know about horoscopes if you ask me
July 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
We shouldn't let gen AI know about horoscopes if you ask me
Steve Inskeep having Bannon on to say that Musk is now a national security threat and should have his immigration status investigated is WILD
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Steve Inskeep having Bannon on to say that Musk is now a national security threat and should have his immigration status investigated is WILD
Calling posture exercises "tummy time!" to see my trainer's reaction
June 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Calling posture exercises "tummy time!" to see my trainer's reaction
Hey how come we stopped talking about Jonathan Bailey
May 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey how come we stopped talking about Jonathan Bailey
Queer hope core at solid pink disco. Nice.
May 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Queer hope core at solid pink disco. Nice.
Guy on NPR says that the shooting is because "people use the words genocide and ethnic cleansing, which radicalizes people."
I actually think it's more to do with the fact that Israel & the US are doing genocide and ethnic cleansing.
I actually think it's more to do with the fact that Israel & the US are doing genocide and ethnic cleansing.
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Guy on NPR says that the shooting is because "people use the words genocide and ethnic cleansing, which radicalizes people."
I actually think it's more to do with the fact that Israel & the US are doing genocide and ethnic cleansing.
I actually think it's more to do with the fact that Israel & the US are doing genocide and ethnic cleansing.
Good and decent people outside my office building today
May 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Good and decent people outside my office building today
Rediscovered tonight: a short-lost treasure of uncertain provenance.
I have no precise recollection of how I came to have these, but I do remember what I found in them once.
Somewhere in these pages (from 50-odd years ago) is a story about queers taking their liberties.
I have no precise recollection of how I came to have these, but I do remember what I found in them once.
Somewhere in these pages (from 50-odd years ago) is a story about queers taking their liberties.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Rediscovered tonight: a short-lost treasure of uncertain provenance.
I have no precise recollection of how I came to have these, but I do remember what I found in them once.
Somewhere in these pages (from 50-odd years ago) is a story about queers taking their liberties.
I have no precise recollection of how I came to have these, but I do remember what I found in them once.
Somewhere in these pages (from 50-odd years ago) is a story about queers taking their liberties.
I got diagnosed with ADHD and picked a doc who would manage meds with me like a fine tune mechanic. After a couple months of work, he rx'd me some classic ADHD meds to try.
Wonder if I picked a too-by-the-book guy tho -- he asked for a drug test! Never heard of that before...
Wonder if I picked a too-by-the-book guy tho -- he asked for a drug test! Never heard of that before...
May 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I got diagnosed with ADHD and picked a doc who would manage meds with me like a fine tune mechanic. After a couple months of work, he rx'd me some classic ADHD meds to try.
Wonder if I picked a too-by-the-book guy tho -- he asked for a drug test! Never heard of that before...
Wonder if I picked a too-by-the-book guy tho -- he asked for a drug test! Never heard of that before...
Andor meets Skeleton Crew in a new series about Anakin. The story of an enslaved child who would one day grow up to overthrow the government that failed him.
May 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Andor meets Skeleton Crew in a new series about Anakin. The story of an enslaved child who would one day grow up to overthrow the government that failed him.
Reposted by Jared
This is what I try to live up to, every day of my life
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is what I try to live up to, every day of my life
I grew suspicious of my neighbor's tree last fall. This spring, its flowers confirmed it: this is a pawpaw tree.
That means I can grow a pawpaw tree!
That means I can grow a pawpaw tree!
May 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I grew suspicious of my neighbor's tree last fall. This spring, its flowers confirmed it: this is a pawpaw tree.
That means I can grow a pawpaw tree!
That means I can grow a pawpaw tree!
Beautiful weather at the farmer's market. Feels like today's the turning point of seasons in Chicago, a palpable sense of momentum toward summer.
My favorite tree in this park is a redbud, an early bloomer whose flowers come before its leaves. One of the heralds of spring.
Leaves arriving today!
My favorite tree in this park is a redbud, an early bloomer whose flowers come before its leaves. One of the heralds of spring.
Leaves arriving today!
May 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Beautiful weather at the farmer's market. Feels like today's the turning point of seasons in Chicago, a palpable sense of momentum toward summer.
My favorite tree in this park is a redbud, an early bloomer whose flowers come before its leaves. One of the heralds of spring.
Leaves arriving today!
My favorite tree in this park is a redbud, an early bloomer whose flowers come before its leaves. One of the heralds of spring.
Leaves arriving today!
Taking a swig straight from the maple syrup bottle
May 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Taking a swig straight from the maple syrup bottle
At last, I found an occasion to wear father's old tassels.
May 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
At last, I found an occasion to wear father's old tassels.
Reposted by Jared
God I am so tired of seeing this same weirdo pronatalist couple in the media all the time
May 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
God I am so tired of seeing this same weirdo pronatalist couple in the media all the time
Survived layoffs at work. What should I splurge on to celebrate?
May 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Survived layoffs at work. What should I splurge on to celebrate?
Ok I officially have 2 gym memberships, two shrinks, and a personal trainer. I will become the ultimate man. I will conquer the masculine gender.
April 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ok I officially have 2 gym memberships, two shrinks, and a personal trainer. I will become the ultimate man. I will conquer the masculine gender.
Look I'm trying to not talk about the news here all the time but talking about literally anything else feels absurd, considering
April 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Look I'm trying to not talk about the news here all the time but talking about literally anything else feels absurd, considering
Reposted by Jared
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
The CEO of Uber is in the board of my company, and they're forcing us to head into the office 3x a week. Sure it's unrelated...
April 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The CEO of Uber is in the board of my company, and they're forcing us to head into the office 3x a week. Sure it's unrelated...