Matt Jordan
@itsmattjordan.com
And you think one year of medical school entitles you to plow through the riches of my Emersonian mind?
love to use the internet. if you squint real hard you can see a review of the new Sam Raimi under all that stuff
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
love to use the internet. if you squint real hard you can see a review of the new Sam Raimi under all that stuff
A truly foundational text of the current media era
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
A truly foundational text of the current media era
Truly a generational satirist
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Truly a generational satirist
Everyone knows and understands that we are always going to have a deportation force. What Abolish ICE presupposes is... maybe we aren't?
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Everyone knows and understands that we are always going to have a deportation force. What Abolish ICE presupposes is... maybe we aren't?
Truly evil stuff here
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Truly evil stuff here
From Dallas Texas... the flash, apparently official… President Kennedy died at one pm central standard time. This flash brought to you by DraftKings. On the grassy knoll of opportunity, one perfect shot can lead to big things. And with code CRONKITE, you can
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
From Dallas Texas... the flash, apparently official… President Kennedy died at one pm central standard time. This flash brought to you by DraftKings. On the grassy knoll of opportunity, one perfect shot can lead to big things. And with code CRONKITE, you can
"You're not going to last long in this city, cunt boy"
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"You're not going to last long in this city, cunt boy"
First movie of the year
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
First movie of the year