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“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.” - Mayor Eric Adams
A man goes to the Doctor. "Doctor," he says, "I'm very depressed about the public's response to AI."
"I know what to do," replies the Doctor. "Talk to the creator of Flask and Django/datasette. He will put your mind at ease."
"But Doctor,"
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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you don't understand. this technology makes my job inserting ads into shit that didn't have ads before so much easier. we can even incorrectly guess your skull shape from your click patterns to better serve you ads now
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Today I’m recommending that NYC’s pension fund boards drop BlackRock and 2 other (out of 49) public markets asset managers due to inadequate decarbonization plans.

Climate risk is financial risk – we need asset managers who will invest responsibly.🧵
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
NYC’s Lander Recommends Dropping $42 Billion BlackRock Mandate
New York City Comptroller Brad Lander is urging three of the city’s pension funds to drop BlackRock Inc. because of “inadequate” climate plans, the latest move to penalize investment firms for failing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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linkedin job history

Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Rush Hour 4: the first movie exclusively produced by and cast with passengers of the Lolita Express
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you put Ted Danson in a TV show I will watch that show and I will watch most of it like this 😃
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
RIP Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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oh you don’t like (traditional thanksgiving dish) ???

oh well it’s just because you’ve never tried it (the really shitty way i like it)
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I wake up in the middle of the night, and look up, blurry eyed, to see the shadow of this awful monstrosity in the corner of the room. It brings on what will be a fatal heart attack, and I am dead in a manner of seconds. I had only put it together earlier that day.
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Every now and again some person I follow posts and makes me learn against my will something I never would have known otherwise and find personally devastating
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Posted as he was watching the Mamdani entourage drive away from the White House
Trump says he’s ending Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for Somali refugees in Minnesota “immediately.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We're getting an Executive Order to reopen the Edison, I can feel it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Trump regularly kneecapping Stefanik, one of his most loyal sycophants, is deeply, deeply funny
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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hakeem jeffries tripping over his own dick to "condemn socialsm" meanwhile
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I don't mind 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM