This meme is from the future. You won't understand it yet.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This meme is from the future. You won't understand it yet.
In tonight's video: two separate memes about Lindsay Lohan, an impression of a seal honking, and I eat a spoon like a hard white Pringle.
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In tonight's video: two separate memes about Lindsay Lohan, an impression of a seal honking, and I eat a spoon like a hard white Pringle.
@alexhorne.bsky.social Week 4 #taskidea ennit.
'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.'
Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.."
'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'
'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.'
Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.."
'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'
October 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@alexhorne.bsky.social Week 4 #taskidea ennit.
'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.'
Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.."
'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'
'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.'
Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.."
'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'
This comment from tonight's video has become one of my favourites 💀
September 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This comment from tonight's video has become one of my favourites 💀
Spooling through Facebook photos of me in my 20s as part of research for next Monday's video. Was looking forward to seeing young, innocent, fresh-faced Matt!
But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀
But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀
September 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Spooling through Facebook photos of me in my 20s as part of research for next Monday's video. Was looking forward to seeing young, innocent, fresh-faced Matt!
But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀
But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀
@alexhorne.bsky.social Oh hi Alex that #taskidea time of week again.
"Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins."
I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins."
Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x
"Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins."
I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins."
Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x
September 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@alexhorne.bsky.social Oh hi Alex that #taskidea time of week again.
"Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins."
I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins."
Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x
"Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins."
I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins."
Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x
@alexhorne.bsky.social I'll send you a #taskidea here every Thursday whilst S20 is on as well as a DIFFERENT task via our X DMs. So:
"Be Dr Dolittle.
Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins.
You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye
"Be Dr Dolittle.
Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins.
You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye
September 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@alexhorne.bsky.social I'll send you a #taskidea here every Thursday whilst S20 is on as well as a DIFFERENT task via our X DMs. So:
"Be Dr Dolittle.
Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins.
You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye
"Be Dr Dolittle.
Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins.
You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye
Last year @watsoncomedian.bsky.social posted a photo of him at the wedding of @alexhorne.bsky.social & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find.
Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:
Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:
September 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Last year @watsoncomedian.bsky.social posted a photo of him at the wedding of @alexhorne.bsky.social & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find.
Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:
Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:
I was genuinely curious as to why everyone's views seemed to be down, this goes some way towards explaining it! The new AI-powered 'Restricted Mode' hides 88% of my videos if you have it on 💀 Revenge I guess for all those vids I did mocking AI lmaooo
September 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I was genuinely curious as to why everyone's views seemed to be down, this goes some way towards explaining it! The new AI-powered 'Restricted Mode' hides 88% of my videos if you have it on 💀 Revenge I guess for all those vids I did mocking AI lmaooo
I think that last link got screwed up 💀 try THIS one if you want anyway goodbye
www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...
www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...
The Worst Date Picker Interface Ever
YouTube video by Matt Rose
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think that last link got screwed up 💀 try THIS one if you want anyway goodbye
www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...
www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...
Just a short this week (www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...) as we dissect this nightmare of a birth date selector. Happy to announce next Monday we return to your normal, weekly, horizontal, long-form content 👉😎👉
August 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just a short this week (www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...) as we dissect this nightmare of a birth date selector. Happy to announce next Monday we return to your normal, weekly, horizontal, long-form content 👉😎👉
Awful moment earlier when I realised my son is 5 months old and not yet watched a SECOND of Robot Wars. Swiftly rectified, but still, scary.
June 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Awful moment earlier when I realised my son is 5 months old and not yet watched a SECOND of Robot Wars. Swiftly rectified, but still, scary.
There was no video last week as I was busy being a cool guy at my mate’s wedding (see below) however we’re back on schedule as of tonight! 👉😎👉
Heads up the next date I know for sure there’ll be no Matt Rose Monday is 1st July 2026 as I’ll be busy playing GTA VI
Heads up the next date I know for sure there’ll be no Matt Rose Monday is 1st July 2026 as I’ll be busy playing GTA VI
May 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There was no video last week as I was busy being a cool guy at my mate’s wedding (see below) however we’re back on schedule as of tonight! 👉😎👉
Heads up the next date I know for sure there’ll be no Matt Rose Monday is 1st July 2026 as I’ll be busy playing GTA VI
Heads up the next date I know for sure there’ll be no Matt Rose Monday is 1st July 2026 as I’ll be busy playing GTA VI
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April 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Fuck it, @itsmattrose.bsky.social inspired friendship bracelets #SKULLEMOJI #mattrose #emergencyfrogsituation
April 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fuck it, @itsmattrose.bsky.social inspired friendship bracelets #SKULLEMOJI #mattrose #emergencyfrogsituation
Props assembled for a busy day of filming tomorrow ready for Matt Rose Monday. THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY NEVER STOP AT MATT ROSE PRODUCTIONS 💪💪💪
April 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Props assembled for a busy day of filming tomorrow ready for Matt Rose Monday. THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY NEVER STOP AT MATT ROSE PRODUCTIONS 💪💪💪
Reposted by Matt Rose
Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax
Them: What band are you in
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band?
😬
Them: What band are you in
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band?
😬
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax
Them: What band are you in
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band?
😬
Them: What band are you in
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band?
😬
Felt cute might delete later x
March 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Felt cute might delete later x
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last night, i had a dream that @itsmattrose.bsky.social underwent a procedure that would sever his head from his body. he could still roll around and hop from place to place, and control his body were he to sit on his head on his neck. he did all of this for a bit in a video.
January 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
last night, i had a dream that @itsmattrose.bsky.social underwent a procedure that would sever his head from his body. he could still roll around and hop from place to place, and control his body were he to sit on his head on his neck. he did all of this for a bit in a video.
Cannot BELIEVE hand delivering this didn't work 💀
January 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Cannot BELIEVE hand delivering this didn't work 💀
@rebootmon.bsky.social You can't just keep us hanging, did she love the movie?
January 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@rebootmon.bsky.social You can't just keep us hanging, did she love the movie?
Oh hello! If you have any time over the next day or two, I require drawings of an EGG GRADUATING / EGG GRADUATION CEREMONY 🥚🎓🧑🎓 for Monday's video. Please commit time to this with the knowledge I can only use one or two so there is every chance yours will not be included 💀 Thank you as ever!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Oh hello! If you have any time over the next day or two, I require drawings of an EGG GRADUATING / EGG GRADUATION CEREMONY 🥚🎓🧑🎓 for Monday's video. Please commit time to this with the knowledge I can only use one or two so there is every chance yours will not be included 💀 Thank you as ever!!
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They're the same picture @itsmattrose.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
They're the same picture @itsmattrose.bsky.social
Accidentally took a screenshot while editing tomorrow's video and inadvertently created this cursed teaser 💀
December 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Accidentally took a screenshot while editing tomorrow's video and inadvertently created this cursed teaser 💀