"I can't even imagine how you must be filling right now"
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"I can't even imagine how you must be filling right now"
Wow I found these really overpowering of overcoming of!
October 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wow I found these really overpowering of overcoming of!
Thank you very kind ☺️
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thank you very kind ☺️
No: whilst I do not encourage this act, it was surprisingly okay 👍
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No: whilst I do not encourage this act, it was surprisingly okay 👍
Coolest I've ever looked
October 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Coolest I've ever looked
The thought of gravy so thick you have to PIPE it on makes me feel every single negative emotion besides jealousy.
October 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The thought of gravy so thick you have to PIPE it on makes me feel every single negative emotion besides jealousy.
Omg. I must own this.
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Omg. I must own this.
Cheers, that was in Vesuvio Cafe, San Francisco ✌️
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Cheers, that was in Vesuvio Cafe, San Francisco ✌️
It involves Kung Fu Panda, Jeffrey Dahmer, and this pic of me
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It involves Kung Fu Panda, Jeffrey Dahmer, and this pic of me
The second law of thermodynamics states that “as one goes forward in time, the net Jeff Crump of any isolated or closed system will always increase"
September 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The second law of thermodynamics states that “as one goes forward in time, the net Jeff Crump of any isolated or closed system will always increase"
Glad you enjoyed!! 😊
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Glad you enjoyed!! 😊
First attempt at burning the edges went disastrously 💀
September 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
First attempt at burning the edges went disastrously 💀