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itsrealmatty.bsky.social
hawk daddy official
@itsrealmatty.bsky.social
future washed up folk rocker
Hopping on here to tell you to go listen to my bands first album ok love you ! open.spotify.com/album/7uqXMw...
General Farwell Presents...
General Farwell · Album · 2025 · 9 songs
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April 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Lumon’s Innies get paid in erasers and waffles, but determining how their Outies get compensated for subjecting innocent versions of themselves to quasi-religious corporate torture is much more complicated.
How Much Do Severance’s Macrodata Refiners Get Paid?
Lumon’s Innies get paid in erasers and waffles, but determining how their Outies get compensated for subjecting innocent versions of themselves to quasi-religious corporate torture is much more complicated.
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February 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ok @techconnectify.bsky.social convinced me to try bluesky again here we go i guess
February 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’ve had a mustache for 5 years
December 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I bought my favorite coworker a Christmas present and I kept forgetting it at home and then he fainted and fell down the stairs and got concussed so he’s out for a bit and I can’t give my stupid gift
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 AM
My band and I love to talk about how our brand of being subversive is being pleasant to listen to
A lot of leftist musicians who want to build community etc could start by playing music that SOUNDS NICE
December 9, 2024 at 6:49 PM
A lot of leftist musicians who want to build community etc could start by playing music that SOUNDS NICE
December 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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More men need to tell us they've never been a fan of The Beatles. It shows an independence of thought but also profound intellectual insight; a refusal to run with the herd. I especially like to see it in response to someone expressing their love of the group. It's outspoken, contrary and brave.
December 1, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Ohio State really tried a stop the steal. Refused to peacefully accept the outcome (Michigan gets to plant the flag) of the football game. The Buckeyes can still win if Chip Kelly has the courage
November 30, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Ariel Dorfman (author of death and the maiden) and I joined forces tonight to argue that Joan d’arc did not WANT to be burned
November 29, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Holding court at Thanksgiving explaining that Drake was so hurt by the poems a man wrote that he filed suit in two states
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
sometimes what you have to do is put on the magnetic fields and cry a little bit
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Anyone: …
Joni Mitchell:
We saw a coyote catch a mouse in broad daylight. Some buildings on campus have warnings not to approach the coyotes. Just BC things
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
happy showing the last waltz in music class day to all who celebrate
November 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Every time I bring up the sopranos in therapy my therapist strongly voices her disapproval at Dr Melfi
November 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM
what are we even doing
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Just watched the sopranos title sequence and cried I miss New Jersey so fucking much
November 23, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Man…
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
if you get up at a bar open mic and sing bruce springsteen's "fire" as a duet im walking out sorry!!! bad song made worse by people who dont have the guts to try Shallow
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM