Ivan L Petrov 伊凡
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And out of the chaos, a voice said, Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse. And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse.
And out of the chaos, a voice said, Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse. And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse.
The secret to work-life balance is inherited wealth.
May 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The secret to work-life balance is inherited wealth.
I read 1984 and don't see what's the big deal. I mean, it was only like 2 people that were unhappy.
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I read 1984 and don't see what's the big deal. I mean, it was only like 2 people that were unhappy.
If people don't like you, how are you supposed to know if you like yourself.
March 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If people don't like you, how are you supposed to know if you like yourself.
I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
That might be the greatest party slogan in the history of politics
March 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That might be the greatest party slogan in the history of politics
Maps used to say cool stuff like “Here Be Dragons.” Now they just say bullshit like “Portugal.”
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Maps used to say cool stuff like “Here Be Dragons.” Now they just say bullshit like “Portugal.”
I suggest we turn off our phones. Lose all hope. And fall in love.
March 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I suggest we turn off our phones. Lose all hope. And fall in love.
I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I’m in love and when I’m not. — Coco Chanel
March 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I’m in love and when I’m not. — Coco Chanel
Stop hating Mondays.
Be a professional and hate the whole week.
Be a professional and hate the whole week.
February 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Stop hating Mondays.
Be a professional and hate the whole week.
Be a professional and hate the whole week.
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If you've had a phone stolen in London and have tracked its progress around the capital on FindMy or similar, I'd love to see your screengrabs of where it ended up.
WhatsApp them to me by clicking this link: wa.me/447760993558
WhatsApp them to me by clicking this link: wa.me/447760993558
February 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If you've had a phone stolen in London and have tracked its progress around the capital on FindMy or similar, I'd love to see your screengrabs of where it ended up.
WhatsApp them to me by clicking this link: wa.me/447760993558
WhatsApp them to me by clicking this link: wa.me/447760993558
broke: Cantonese is a dialect.
woke: Cantonese is a language.
bespoke: Mandarin is a dialect.
baroque: Putonghua is a dialect from the region of Putong
woke: Cantonese is a language.
bespoke: Mandarin is a dialect.
baroque: Putonghua is a dialect from the region of Putong
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
broke: Cantonese is a dialect.
woke: Cantonese is a language.
bespoke: Mandarin is a dialect.
baroque: Putonghua is a dialect from the region of Putong
woke: Cantonese is a language.
bespoke: Mandarin is a dialect.
baroque: Putonghua is a dialect from the region of Putong
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Bulgaria’s current demographic patterns are rooted in an exodus that followed the collapse of communism in 1989. At that time, Bulgaria chased away close to half a million ethnic Turks by implementing a forced assimilation campaign called ‘Revival’. www.ft.com/content/4f6f...
February 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Bulgaria’s current demographic patterns are rooted in an exodus that followed the collapse of communism in 1989. At that time, Bulgaria chased away close to half a million ethnic Turks by implementing a forced assimilation campaign called ‘Revival’. www.ft.com/content/4f6f...
What's my dream job?
I do not dream of work, comrades, because I am not a total fucking weirdo.
I do not dream of work, comrades, because I am not a total fucking weirdo.
January 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What's my dream job?
I do not dream of work, comrades, because I am not a total fucking weirdo.
I do not dream of work, comrades, because I am not a total fucking weirdo.
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Ugh. Even this Chinese zodiac agrees this year is gonna suck…
January 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ugh. Even this Chinese zodiac agrees this year is gonna suck…
At some point in human history, we stopped letting the dumbest amongst us get eaten by sabre-toothed tigers. That's where it all went wrong.
January 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
At some point in human history, we stopped letting the dumbest amongst us get eaten by sabre-toothed tigers. That's where it all went wrong.
We live as we dream -- alone...
January 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We live as we dream -- alone...
I do not think the New Year's revelers shout for joy at midnight. Rather, they scream in pain in recognition of the inevitability of death.
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I do not think the New Year's revelers shout for joy at midnight. Rather, they scream in pain in recognition of the inevitability of death.
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Here is a supercut of my WTF TV Moments 2024.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
December 31, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Here is a supercut of my WTF TV Moments 2024.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄
The only problem that most people have with holidays is that they're poor.
December 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The only problem that most people have with holidays is that they're poor.
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Repurposed Assad tank in Syria.
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Repurposed Assad tank in Syria.
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Breaking news: South Korea's parliament has voted to impeach President Yoon Suk Yeol www.ft.com/content/12c6...
December 14, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Breaking news: South Korea's parliament has voted to impeach President Yoon Suk Yeol www.ft.com/content/12c6...
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The Plague God, also known as the Five Pestilence Messengers(五瘟使者), is a deity worshipped in ancient Chinese folklore responsible for epidemics.
They are represented by five figures: Spring Plague Zhang Yuanbo(張元伯), Summer Plague Liu Yuanda(劉元達), Autumn Plague Zhao Gongming(趙公明), 1/3
They are represented by five figures: Spring Plague Zhang Yuanbo(張元伯), Summer Plague Liu Yuanda(劉元達), Autumn Plague Zhao Gongming(趙公明), 1/3
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 PM
The Plague God, also known as the Five Pestilence Messengers(五瘟使者), is a deity worshipped in ancient Chinese folklore responsible for epidemics.
They are represented by five figures: Spring Plague Zhang Yuanbo(張元伯), Summer Plague Liu Yuanda(劉元達), Autumn Plague Zhao Gongming(趙公明), 1/3
They are represented by five figures: Spring Plague Zhang Yuanbo(張元伯), Summer Plague Liu Yuanda(劉元達), Autumn Plague Zhao Gongming(趙公明), 1/3