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#316 - Opium War 1: Chasing the Dragon by The History of China
megaphone.link
#316 - Opium War 1: Chasing the Dragon
In this empire business, you gotta make the opium first. Then when you get the opium, you get the silver. Then when you get the silver, then you get the tea.
megaphone.link/ARML8829945993
In this empire business, you gotta make the opium first. Then when you get the opium, you get the silver. Then when you get the silver, then you get the tea.
megaphone.link/ARML8829945993
Like this kind of "we've gotta go kinetic, m'comrades" shit?
Incredibly sus.
Fedposting.
bsky.app/profile/dmos...
Incredibly sus.
Fedposting.
bsky.app/profile/dmos...
See how comfortable & cocky they are, as they drive away, thats what peaceful protest gets you, these thugs are comfortable & emboldened, they do not fear the people, that needs changed. Peaceful protests will ensure this is still going on in years to come.
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Like this kind of "we've gotta go kinetic, m'comrades" shit?
Incredibly sus.
Fedposting.
bsky.app/profile/dmos...
Incredibly sus.
Fedposting.
bsky.app/profile/dmos...
Remember: if something smells at all swine-ish - it is.
Be aware that federal agents often infiltrate peaceful protests to instigate and provoke violence. These are agent provocateurs who should be treated as hostile actors. This video provides concrete proof of these embedded spies.
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Remember: if something smells at all swine-ish - it is.
Too real, Detective Du Bois. I'm far too hungover for this level of waxing poetic about the failure of the Revachol Commune... or at the very least, not yet drunk enough...
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Too real, Detective Du Bois. I'm far too hungover for this level of waxing poetic about the failure of the Revachol Commune... or at the very least, not yet drunk enough...
[Me, an AI Artist, watching the Subway guy make my sandwich]: "Wow, I'm a real chef now... unfortunately, a very shitty one."
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
[Me, an AI Artist, watching the Subway guy make my sandwich]: "Wow, I'm a real chef now... unfortunately, a very shitty one."
#317 Soonβ’!
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM
#317 Soonβ’!
Sadly, his childhood Encyclopedia Brittanica set didn't come with the letter L.
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Sadly, his childhood Encyclopedia Brittanica set didn't come with the letter L.
My God, we've been sleeping on this for HOW LONG?!
attention to all Chinese Southern US friends: I'm disappointed none of you ever said Ni Howdy to me
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 AM
My God, we've been sleeping on this for HOW LONG?!
Me, to the air-stealing Moon:
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Me, to the air-stealing Moon:
Mads is the best of us.
"I am simply not online."
Bravo.
"I am simply not online."
Bravo.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Mads is the best of us.
"I am simply not online."
Bravo.
"I am simply not online."
Bravo.
"Hey Zeke, does this burrito taste like... bitter almonds to you?"
<bite> "... yeah. Bitter almonds, and...
<second bite> "... and just a soupçon of... Essence D'raino"
<bite> "... yeah. Bitter almonds, and...
<second bite> "... and just a soupçon of... Essence D'raino"
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 AM
"Hey Zeke, does this burrito taste like... bitter almonds to you?"
<bite> "... yeah. Bitter almonds, and...
<second bite> "... and just a soupçon of... Essence D'raino"
<bite> "... yeah. Bitter almonds, and...
<second bite> "... and just a soupçon of... Essence D'raino"
ICE Agents brave/stupid enough to still be eating anything that they didn't prepare & pack themselves... much less going to an ethnic restaurant...
well, I hope they have a *very* good nose for what they're putting into their mouths.
well, I hope they have a *very* good nose for what they're putting into their mouths.
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
ICE Agents brave/stupid enough to still be eating anything that they didn't prepare & pack themselves... much less going to an ethnic restaurant...
well, I hope they have a *very* good nose for what they're putting into their mouths.
well, I hope they have a *very* good nose for what they're putting into their mouths.
Just to be clear, because this exact line has been & will be used over & over every time one of these online Nazi dipshits FAFOs...
If Minneapolis had wanted Jake dead today, he'd be dead. Period.
He walked away with little more than wounded pride & shit soaking his underoos because MPLS π‘ππ© πππ’.
If Minneapolis had wanted Jake dead today, he'd be dead. Period.
He walked away with little more than wounded pride & shit soaking his underoos because MPLS π‘ππ© πππ’.
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Just to be clear, because this exact line has been & will be used over & over every time one of these online Nazi dipshits FAFOs...
If Minneapolis had wanted Jake dead today, he'd be dead. Period.
He walked away with little more than wounded pride & shit soaking his underoos because MPLS π‘ππ© πππ’.
If Minneapolis had wanted Jake dead today, he'd be dead. Period.
He walked away with little more than wounded pride & shit soaking his underoos because MPLS π‘ππ© πππ’.
So, to save us both time, Iβll issue a universal response to your βinquiries.β Yes, my head looks like one of the Blockheads from Gumby. Yes, my brain is made out of mush peas. Yes, I did hunt-&-peck type this because 10 fingers is confusing.
Thanks & have a great weekend,
Dong Bongo
Thanks & have a great weekend,
Dong Bongo
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
So, to save us both time, Iβll issue a universal response to your βinquiries.β Yes, my head looks like one of the Blockheads from Gumby. Yes, my brain is made out of mush peas. Yes, I did hunt-&-peck type this because 10 fingers is confusing.
Thanks & have a great weekend,
Dong Bongo
Thanks & have a great weekend,
Dong Bongo
Dear Liberal Media Children,
I quit the only real job I ever had, as one of the most powerful people in the world, that I whored my way into by sucking Trump long & hard enough, cuz it turned out I couldn't hack it on account of realizing I'd been sucking off the Pedo-Protector this whole time...
I quit the only real job I ever had, as one of the most powerful people in the world, that I whored my way into by sucking Trump long & hard enough, cuz it turned out I couldn't hack it on account of realizing I'd been sucking off the Pedo-Protector this whole time...
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Dear Liberal Media Children,
I quit the only real job I ever had, as one of the most powerful people in the world, that I whored my way into by sucking Trump long & hard enough, cuz it turned out I couldn't hack it on account of realizing I'd been sucking off the Pedo-Protector this whole time...
I quit the only real job I ever had, as one of the most powerful people in the world, that I whored my way into by sucking Trump long & hard enough, cuz it turned out I couldn't hack it on account of realizing I'd been sucking off the Pedo-Protector this whole time...
I'm shocked that the likes of Stephen MIller might misread the overall popularity of anything about his stances, politics, or personal attributes.
He's usually such a man-of-the-people, that Stephen.
He's usually such a man-of-the-people, that Stephen.
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolisβs white people going βoh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.β
itβs beautiful that theyβve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
itβs beautiful that theyβve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I'm shocked that the likes of Stephen MIller might misread the overall popularity of anything about his stances, politics, or personal attributes.
He's usually such a man-of-the-people, that Stephen.
He's usually such a man-of-the-people, that Stephen.
Executive Order = writing his wishlist in BIG SHARPIE & UΝNΝDΝEΝRΝLΝIΝNΝIΝNΝGΝ ΝIΝTΝ
Donald Trump has as much authority to order such a thing as he has respect for the First Amendment.
That is, none.
That is, none.
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Executive Order = writing his wishlist in BIG SHARPIE & UΝNΝDΝEΝRΝLΝIΝNΝIΝNΝGΝ ΝIΝTΝ
Oh, I'm sure we'll get breathless reports out of the white house any day now about how the tattoos somehow mean MS-13. Look, it's right there in comic sans on the ppt...
I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICEβs recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Oh, I'm sure we'll get breathless reports out of the white house any day now about how the tattoos somehow mean MS-13. Look, it's right there in comic sans on the ppt...
You know what goes great with camo-green?
That's right: DayGlo Hi-vis Yellow!
That's right: DayGlo Hi-vis Yellow!
Now the actual military has to dress like itβs not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
You know what goes great with camo-green?
That's right: DayGlo Hi-vis Yellow!
That's right: DayGlo Hi-vis Yellow!
By the frozen ballsack of Odin...
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
By the frozen ballsack of Odin...
Here at Mr. Mayonnaise's Mayo Emporium, we only believe in spreading mayo - not nonsense! So we don't!
No political nonsense.
No social media nonsense.
No financial nonsense.
No age of consent nonsense, since it should all be repealed as the Almighty Jehovah intended.
Just mayo you can rely on.
No political nonsense.
No social media nonsense.
No financial nonsense.
No age of consent nonsense, since it should all be repealed as the Almighty Jehovah intended.
Just mayo you can rely on.
Burger-Fi has a strange idea of what it means to be non-political:
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Here at Mr. Mayonnaise's Mayo Emporium, we only believe in spreading mayo - not nonsense! So we don't!
No political nonsense.
No social media nonsense.
No financial nonsense.
No age of consent nonsense, since it should all be repealed as the Almighty Jehovah intended.
Just mayo you can rely on.
No political nonsense.
No social media nonsense.
No financial nonsense.
No age of consent nonsense, since it should all be repealed as the Almighty Jehovah intended.
Just mayo you can rely on.
To the good samaritans who didn't let this turn into a lynch mob - good on you all.
Jake has been purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Pancakes... bitch??
bsky.app/profile/nedz...
Jake has been purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Pancakes... bitch??
bsky.app/profile/nedz...
January 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
To the good samaritans who didn't let this turn into a lynch mob - good on you all.
Jake has been purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Pancakes... bitch??
bsky.app/profile/nedz...
Jake has been purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Pancakes... bitch??
bsky.app/profile/nedz...
All a hostile, occupying force can really do, in terms of actual counter-insurgency, is to "drain the body of water" ... so that the fish can no longer swim.
But ICE can't drain Minneapolis, and that's just 1 lake out of 10,000 in Minnesota, alone.
But ICE can't drain Minneapolis, and that's just 1 lake out of 10,000 in Minnesota, alone.
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
All a hostile, occupying force can really do, in terms of actual counter-insurgency, is to "drain the body of water" ... so that the fish can no longer swim.
But ICE can't drain Minneapolis, and that's just 1 lake out of 10,000 in Minnesota, alone.
But ICE can't drain Minneapolis, and that's just 1 lake out of 10,000 in Minnesota, alone.
ICE & Bovino... & the Trump regime overall... are finding out what both the IJA, & then the KMT found out in the 1940s:
Just cuz you can take a city, doesn't mean you can hold it.
When the predator moves through, the shoal of fish parts, then floods right back in behind them.
ζΈΈε»ιεΏ ι‘»ε¨δΊΊζ°δΈζ΄»ε¨οΌε°±θ±‘ι±Όε¨ζ°΄δΈδΈζ ·
Just cuz you can take a city, doesn't mean you can hold it.
When the predator moves through, the shoal of fish parts, then floods right back in behind them.
ζΈΈε»ιεΏ ι‘»ε¨δΊΊζ°δΈζ΄»ε¨οΌε°±θ±‘ι±Όε¨ζ°΄δΈδΈζ ·
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
ICE & Bovino... & the Trump regime overall... are finding out what both the IJA, & then the KMT found out in the 1940s:
Just cuz you can take a city, doesn't mean you can hold it.
When the predator moves through, the shoal of fish parts, then floods right back in behind them.
ζΈΈε»ιεΏ ι‘»ε¨δΊΊζ°δΈζ΄»ε¨οΌε°±θ±‘ι±Όε¨ζ°΄δΈδΈζ ·
Just cuz you can take a city, doesn't mean you can hold it.
When the predator moves through, the shoal of fish parts, then floods right back in behind them.
ζΈΈε»ιεΏ ι‘»ε¨δΊΊζ°δΈζ΄»ε¨οΌε°±θ±‘ι±Όε¨ζ°΄δΈδΈζ ·
We shall call him... MiniHimmler
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We shall call him... MiniHimmler
Behold - a gaggle of micropenii, protectively surrounding their one tiny, torsioned testicle.
Greg Bovino was seen earlier today at the Minneapolis ICE facility dressed in a very nazi-inspired outfit. They donβt even hide anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Behold - a gaggle of micropenii, protectively surrounding their one tiny, torsioned testicle.