ivory
@ivorytheterrible.bsky.social
i have a new joke sometimes dont worry ill figure out when it gets old
she/cae/sar
she/cae/sar
i have places to put my vases in call it a case by case vases
I need to be somewhere else call it a vase by case places
cant even move theres traffic call it a case by place stasis
i dont have any money so i sell my vase buy space and spaces
I need to be somewhere else call it a vase by case places
cant even move theres traffic call it a case by place stasis
i dont have any money so i sell my vase buy space and spaces
March 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
i have places to put my vases in call it a case by case vases
I need to be somewhere else call it a vase by case places
cant even move theres traffic call it a case by place stasis
i dont have any money so i sell my vase buy space and spaces
I need to be somewhere else call it a vase by case places
cant even move theres traffic call it a case by place stasis
i dont have any money so i sell my vase buy space and spaces
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made a bluesky variant for the "i like pancakes" picture
November 20, 2024 at 10:58 AM
made a bluesky variant for the "i like pancakes" picture
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
uhh, d4
hit, c7
miss, c4
hit, g--
how long is this thing its gone past the board at this point
no it hasn't? i think you mixed up your c's and z's
wait what
maybe you need to get a diagnosis
comically long cruser:
hit, c7
miss, c4
hit, g--
how long is this thing its gone past the board at this point
no it hasn't? i think you mixed up your c's and z's
wait what
maybe you need to get a diagnosis
comically long cruser:
November 16, 2024 at 8:56 AM
uhh, d4
hit, c7
miss, c4
hit, g--
how long is this thing its gone past the board at this point
no it hasn't? i think you mixed up your c's and z's
wait what
maybe you need to get a diagnosis
comically long cruser:
hit, c7
miss, c4
hit, g--
how long is this thing its gone past the board at this point
no it hasn't? i think you mixed up your c's and z's
wait what
maybe you need to get a diagnosis
comically long cruser:
sir, it seems like profanity on our social media app has drastically increased! what shall we do to appease the parents?
what? how can this be? identify the cause and come back to me.
sir, it appears to be someone who's vowel keys are stuck on their keyboard!
comically long curser:
what? how can this be? identify the cause and come back to me.
sir, it appears to be someone who's vowel keys are stuck on their keyboard!
comically long curser:
November 16, 2024 at 8:53 AM
sir, it seems like profanity on our social media app has drastically increased! what shall we do to appease the parents?
what? how can this be? identify the cause and come back to me.
sir, it appears to be someone who's vowel keys are stuck on their keyboard!
comically long curser:
what? how can this be? identify the cause and come back to me.
sir, it appears to be someone who's vowel keys are stuck on their keyboard!
comically long curser:
no please spare me, ill do anything!
muahaha i shall doom you for eternity until death by making sure you will never be able to do- ow my head
comically long curser:
muahaha i shall doom you for eternity until death by making sure you will never be able to do- ow my head
comically long curser:
November 16, 2024 at 8:50 AM
no please spare me, ill do anything!
muahaha i shall doom you for eternity until death by making sure you will never be able to do- ow my head
comically long curser:
muahaha i shall doom you for eternity until death by making sure you will never be able to do- ow my head
comically long curser:
hey i think somethings wrong with my computer?
yeah whats up
hm i cant upload this file onto my usb it wont copy
what the fuck am i looking at
comically long cursor:
yeah whats up
hm i cant upload this file onto my usb it wont copy
what the fuck am i looking at
comically long cursor:
November 16, 2024 at 8:48 AM
hey i think somethings wrong with my computer?
yeah whats up
hm i cant upload this file onto my usb it wont copy
what the fuck am i looking at
comically long cursor:
yeah whats up
hm i cant upload this file onto my usb it wont copy
what the fuck am i looking at
comically long cursor:
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I tried to draw a roast chicken but I forgot what it looked like.
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I tried to draw a roast chicken but I forgot what it looked like.
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u ever restart a song half way through because u realised u didn’t listen hard enough
October 28, 2024 at 2:46 PM
u ever restart a song half way through because u realised u didn’t listen hard enough
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I did it. 120 star WR and the first 1:35. i just cant believe it and theres nothing else to say
October 26, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I did it. 120 star WR and the first 1:35. i just cant believe it and theres nothing else to say
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the part at 2:12 in grindhouse (mg ultra track) makes me feel something
October 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
the part at 2:12 in grindhouse (mg ultra track) makes me feel something
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Pepito is back home (22:15:14)
October 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Pepito is back home (22:15:14)
so whats the deal with this election stuff? i thought they stopped ballot voting and let everyone come to me :3 instead so i :3 can count the votes for them because im :3 a very trustable method of democracy :3
wow 345,427,000 votes for
17 buckets of sand on the streets of Hereford, Herefordshire:
wow 345,427,000 votes for
17 buckets of sand on the streets of Hereford, Herefordshire:
October 24, 2024 at 5:41 AM
so whats the deal with this election stuff? i thought they stopped ballot voting and let everyone come to me :3 instead so i :3 can count the votes for them because im :3 a very trustable method of democracy :3
wow 345,427,000 votes for
17 buckets of sand on the streets of Hereford, Herefordshire:
wow 345,427,000 votes for
17 buckets of sand on the streets of Hereford, Herefordshire:
I: why does this piece of bread taste so stale and bland??
Them: *cruynchhh krchrunnnhch*
I: what the fuck
Them: sand
Them: *cruynchhh krchrunnnhch*
I: what the fuck
Them: sand
October 24, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I: why does this piece of bread taste so stale and bland??
Them: *cruynchhh krchrunnnhch*
I: what the fuck
Them: sand
Them: *cruynchhh krchrunnnhch*
I: what the fuck
Them: sand
me, completely oblivious on april fools: ahhh you wont be getting me with that one hehe
friend, criminal mastermind who escaped prison 4 times and has threatened to kill me: haha the classic whoopee cushion, got you one too many times hm?
me: youll need to try harder than that :3
17 buckets of sand:
friend, criminal mastermind who escaped prison 4 times and has threatened to kill me: haha the classic whoopee cushion, got you one too many times hm?
me: youll need to try harder than that :3
17 buckets of sand:
October 24, 2024 at 5:31 AM
me, completely oblivious on april fools: ahhh you wont be getting me with that one hehe
friend, criminal mastermind who escaped prison 4 times and has threatened to kill me: haha the classic whoopee cushion, got you one too many times hm?
me: youll need to try harder than that :3
17 buckets of sand:
friend, criminal mastermind who escaped prison 4 times and has threatened to kill me: haha the classic whoopee cushion, got you one too many times hm?
me: youll need to try harder than that :3
17 buckets of sand: