1. Give up kissing all together (all forms)
Or
2. Give up all condiments (dressing, ketchup, mayo, mustard, sauce, etc.)?
Mine Are…
1. Donald Trump
2. Stephen Miller
3. Elon Musk
4. Kristi Noem
5. RFK Jr.
6. Pete Hegseth
7. Linda McMahon
8. JD Vance
9. Marco Rubio
10. Tulsi Gabbard
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?