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TEACHER: pneumonic devices can help you remember key information
ME IN AN IRON LUNG: where the hell are my keys
ME IN AN IRON LUNG: where the hell are my keys
November 29, 2023 at 4:36 AM
TEACHER: pneumonic devices can help you remember key information
ME IN AN IRON LUNG: where the hell are my keys
ME IN AN IRON LUNG: where the hell are my keys
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BERT: fruity frozen dessert isn’t the same thing as agreeing with me, okay?
ME: sherbet
ME: sherbet
November 18, 2023 at 9:43 AM
BERT: fruity frozen dessert isn’t the same thing as agreeing with me, okay?
ME: sherbet
ME: sherbet
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Having viewed hours of footage it's clear to me that the roadrunner is afraid of engaging in open debate with the coyote
November 18, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Having viewed hours of footage it's clear to me that the roadrunner is afraid of engaging in open debate with the coyote
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Used by the proletariat (Vaseline as treatment for cuts in boxing; kale as buffet decor), now used by the artisan class (“slugging”, green juices, respectively)
November 18, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Used by the proletariat (Vaseline as treatment for cuts in boxing; kale as buffet decor), now used by the artisan class (“slugging”, green juices, respectively)
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vaseline would be a beautiful name for a daughter
November 17, 2023 at 5:01 PM
vaseline would be a beautiful name for a daughter
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A reality TV show where a couple "reverse-flips" a home by haunting it until the current tenants leave, the property value tanks because of ghosts, etc., and finally the couple buys it and sells it for a profit a few months later
November 7, 2023 at 8:51 PM
A reality TV show where a couple "reverse-flips" a home by haunting it until the current tenants leave, the property value tanks because of ghosts, etc., and finally the couple buys it and sells it for a profit a few months later
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waking up to an ancient sadness
November 6, 2023 at 3:58 PM
waking up to an ancient sadness
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what do you expect he’s in a real pickle
November 4, 2023 at 6:09 PM
what do you expect he’s in a real pickle
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
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Just another gourd-geous day at the Monsterey Boo Ascaryum 🎃👻
October 31, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Just another gourd-geous day at the Monsterey Boo Ascaryum 🎃👻
completely unserious
October 31, 2023 at 1:08 AM
completely unserious
til: these rocks are homes for piddock clams- they kinda burrow/ carve a hole into this rock to live in, so they can benefit from a kind of mineral in the mudstone- then u end up with a bunch of little holes on one rock where a community of clams take shelter
October 30, 2023 at 8:15 AM
til: these rocks are homes for piddock clams- they kinda burrow/ carve a hole into this rock to live in, so they can benefit from a kind of mineral in the mudstone- then u end up with a bunch of little holes on one rock where a community of clams take shelter
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imagine this guy screaming "let me see you get low you scared you scared" at you and tell me that doesn't make you a little bit nervous
October 28, 2023 at 12:33 AM
imagine this guy screaming "let me see you get low you scared you scared" at you and tell me that doesn't make you a little bit nervous
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. @izzya.bsky.social *dreamworks smile* welcome to the land of misfit toys
October 28, 2023 at 12:09 AM
. @izzya.bsky.social *dreamworks smile* welcome to the land of misfit toys
