Captain John
@j-buttons.bsky.social
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If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
Got a bad feeling the @tigers.bsky.social are about to trade or loose another generational starting picture and get almost nothing in return.
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Got a bad feeling the @tigers.bsky.social are about to trade or loose another generational starting picture and get almost nothing in return.
@detroitlions.bsky.social. Pathetic. This team hasn’t given anyone hope in the last 5 weeks. Looks like the 2021 team. 🤮
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
@detroitlions.bsky.social. Pathetic. This team hasn’t given anyone hope in the last 5 weeks. Looks like the 2021 team. 🤮
Good night and merry Christmas and happy holidays!
For no reason other than want baseball back. Here is Kevin Mitchell’s sweet catch
For no reason other than want baseball back. Here is Kevin Mitchell’s sweet catch
a baseball player is running on a green field .
ALT: a baseball player is running on a green field .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Good night and merry Christmas and happy holidays!
For no reason other than want baseball back. Here is Kevin Mitchell’s sweet catch
For no reason other than want baseball back. Here is Kevin Mitchell’s sweet catch
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Hey UK, can we get your copy of the Trump files? Seems other countries don’t have a problem with accountability.
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey UK, can we get your copy of the Trump files? Seems other countries don’t have a problem with accountability.
Welp. At least we won’t have to worry about how the @detroitlions.bsky.social will fair in the playoffs with a 3rd string secondary if they don’t make it.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Welp. At least we won’t have to worry about how the @detroitlions.bsky.social will fair in the playoffs with a 3rd string secondary if they don’t make it.
Just waiting to get the depressing Skubal trade news for 3 guys that have never sniffed top 100 prospect lists
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just waiting to get the depressing Skubal trade news for 3 guys that have never sniffed top 100 prospect lists
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Republicans in Congress can’t be counted on to condemn their leader calling for the execution of their legislative colleagues.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Republicans in Congress can’t be counted on to condemn their leader calling for the execution of their legislative colleagues.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
I cast a vote of no confidence to the @democrats.senate.gov. You keep asking us to vote to donate to March to demonstrate then after 40 days you cave and get us absolutely nothing in return.
a woman in a costume with the words `` i move for a vote of no confidence '' written below her .
ALT: a woman in a costume with the words `` i move for a vote of no confidence '' written below her .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I cast a vote of no confidence to the @democrats.senate.gov. You keep asking us to vote to donate to March to demonstrate then after 40 days you cave and get us absolutely nothing in return.
@democrats.org you can’t fold. I’m tired of waiting for soulless bought and sold trash to do the right thing…. We want accountability! Stand the line or get out of the way so we can vote people that will!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@democrats.org you can’t fold. I’m tired of waiting for soulless bought and sold trash to do the right thing…. We want accountability! Stand the line or get out of the way so we can vote people that will!!!
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November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kids didn’t want the bottom of the bag of teddy grahams. So while finishing the little pieces I noticed it was mostly legs. 😳 felt kinda weird about.
Unrelated. Currently looking for a glass of milk now.
Unrelated. Currently looking for a glass of milk now.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Kids didn’t want the bottom of the bag of teddy grahams. So while finishing the little pieces I noticed it was mostly legs. 😳 felt kinda weird about.
Unrelated. Currently looking for a glass of milk now.
Unrelated. Currently looking for a glass of milk now.
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Taking Down Chump's Always
Been Up To Us,The People......
Been Up To Us,The People......
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Taking Down Chump's Always
Been Up To Us,The People......
Been Up To Us,The People......
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Hi, I'm God and I have called the NYC race for Zohran Mamdani. Hey corporate assholes, go fuck yourselves.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hi, I'm God and I have called the NYC race for Zohran Mamdani. Hey corporate assholes, go fuck yourselves.
The power of solo homers!! Dodgers clutching up with the bases empty!
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The power of solo homers!! Dodgers clutching up with the bases empty!
Plenty of chances for the Dodgers the last 3 innings!
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Plenty of chances for the Dodgers the last 3 innings!
I wonder if Brian Kelly is still going to have that bayou accent now that he’s paid but out of LSU??
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I wonder if Brian Kelly is still going to have that bayou accent now that he’s paid but out of LSU??
Crazy game! Seattle and Toronto epic battle.
Also… remember when the blue jays signed Anthony Santander?
Also… remember when the blue jays signed Anthony Santander?
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Crazy game! Seattle and Toronto epic battle.
Also… remember when the blue jays signed Anthony Santander?
Also… remember when the blue jays signed Anthony Santander?
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October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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No good game and no good season. The @tigers.bsky.social offense lost that game
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
No good game and no good season. The @tigers.bsky.social offense lost that game