Comtessė Keren 🇰🇪 🇹🇬
@j-umwa.bsky.social
Foodie
NorCal girly
Twitter refugee
NorCal girly
Twitter refugee
Marlon does it for me. I’d take Shawn only if we broke up.
August 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Marlon does it for me. I’d take Shawn only if we broke up.
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Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
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We fired cancer researchers, for this
National guard troops are literally everywhere in DC.
Metro Center stop today.
Metro Center stop today.
August 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
We fired cancer researchers, for this
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I don’t have to be into it… I’m into you
August 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I don’t have to be into it… I’m into you
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Cut immigration, cut labor supply, add tariffs on imports… and voilà: higher food prices.
August 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Cut immigration, cut labor supply, add tariffs on imports… and voilà: higher food prices.
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They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing?
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
I don’t know that these tweets from Newsom’s press office are actually accomplishing anything, but this one nearly made me spit out my coffee (literally).
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing?
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
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Women choosing being single over lowering her standards and accepting whatever is frying some men lol
August 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Women choosing being single over lowering her standards and accepting whatever is frying some men lol
I love black men and can’t wait to wake up everyday next to mine and spend the rest of my life with him 🥰
August 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love black men and can’t wait to wake up everyday next to mine and spend the rest of my life with him 🥰
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Release your inhibitions. 🚲
August 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Release your inhibitions. 🚲
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Let’s keep encouraging Gavin Newsom to go after the republicans. Maybe it’ll give the homeless a reprieve from his attention.
August 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Let’s keep encouraging Gavin Newsom to go after the republicans. Maybe it’ll give the homeless a reprieve from his attention.
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Long read on Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o, who we had the honor of interviewing on the History of Africana Philosophy podcast a while back:
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
Take away our language and we will forget who we are: Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o and the language of conquest
The long read: The late Kenyan novelist and activist believed erasing language was the most lasting weapon of oppression. Here, Aminatta Forna recalls the man and introduces his essay on decolonisatio...
www.theguardian.com
August 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Long read on Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o, who we had the honor of interviewing on the History of Africana Philosophy podcast a while back:
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
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“Putin would eat you for lunch.”
Today, exactly that happened.
Today, exactly that happened.
August 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Putin would eat you for lunch.”
Today, exactly that happened.
Today, exactly that happened.
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ICE Agents are criminals...
August 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ICE Agents are criminals...
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Career minded - but can’t make more money than him and must be ready to throw it away to have his children who she’ll for sure parent alone.
Natural hair - 4A and below
A virginal porn star
And submissive with no masculine energy.
Meanwhile he has skid marks in his drawers.
Peak delusion.
Natural hair - 4A and below
A virginal porn star
And submissive with no masculine energy.
Meanwhile he has skid marks in his drawers.
Peak delusion.
women have to be
pretty
interesting
accomplished
self aware
career minded
"have a relationship with Jesus"
not too fat, not too skinny
wear their natural hair
make sure they are presentable
check their tone
watch their language
be ladylike
And you believe that all you have to do is show up???
pretty
interesting
accomplished
self aware
career minded
"have a relationship with Jesus"
not too fat, not too skinny
wear their natural hair
make sure they are presentable
check their tone
watch their language
be ladylike
And you believe that all you have to do is show up???
August 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Career minded - but can’t make more money than him and must be ready to throw it away to have his children who she’ll for sure parent alone.
Natural hair - 4A and below
A virginal porn star
And submissive with no masculine energy.
Meanwhile he has skid marks in his drawers.
Peak delusion.
Natural hair - 4A and below
A virginal porn star
And submissive with no masculine energy.
Meanwhile he has skid marks in his drawers.
Peak delusion.
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Honestly, its going to be women who will lead and rise in this dark time. We are the fighters, protectors, providers and innovators.
To all the women on my timeline-- I hope you're ready, in whatever way that means to you.
To all the women on my timeline-- I hope you're ready, in whatever way that means to you.
August 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Honestly, its going to be women who will lead and rise in this dark time. We are the fighters, protectors, providers and innovators.
To all the women on my timeline-- I hope you're ready, in whatever way that means to you.
To all the women on my timeline-- I hope you're ready, in whatever way that means to you.
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That’s weird because here I am, bravely standing outside of the building in DC where most of the city’s actual crime is currently taking place.
August 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
That’s weird because here I am, bravely standing outside of the building in DC where most of the city’s actual crime is currently taking place.
Are you an aisle seat or window seat person?
11. What’s a question you wish people asked you on dates but never do?
August 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Are you an aisle seat or window seat person?
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“I appreciate you begging” goes HARD‼️😂
President 🌮 🤡 is intimidated by anyone that speaks intelligently‼️ This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
President 🌮 🤡 is intimidated by anyone that speaks intelligently‼️ This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
August 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“I appreciate you begging” goes HARD‼️😂
President 🌮 🤡 is intimidated by anyone that speaks intelligently‼️ This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
President 🌮 🤡 is intimidated by anyone that speaks intelligently‼️ This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn nobody said Ari or Nicki
You have $250. Whose concerts are you attending?
Rihanna
Taylor
Gaga
Rihanna
Taylor
Gaga
August 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Damn nobody said Ari or Nicki
I need to find a girl dinner spot in the Bay
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I need to find a girl dinner spot in the Bay
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The sport is baddie breaking… to pursue a woman with disingenuous intent… not to love them for who they are … but to break them into pieces of utility
Imagine FINALLY getting asked to do an interview & the only topic that people want to discuss is a relationship that ended nearly 20 years ago. How irrelevant…🤭
August 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The sport is baddie breaking… to pursue a woman with disingenuous intent… not to love them for who they are … but to break them into pieces of utility
Your avi…
Lemme see it…
Lemme see it…
August 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Your avi…
Lemme see it…
Lemme see it…
Temu Hitler lolololololol I love you so much @crockett.house.gov
August 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Temu Hitler lolololololol I love you so much @crockett.house.gov
“You’re having a moment and I’m not sure why, but be BLESSED”
August 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“You’re having a moment and I’m not sure why, but be BLESSED”