chai latte season ayooo
@j0nfuzz.me
Epididymal hypertension is no joke. EN/FR🇬🇧
Engaged to @alexseewald.com
Engaged to @alexseewald.com
Alright lads. Found a new favourite cheese innit
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Alright lads. Found a new favourite cheese innit
It’s always Friday night somewhere
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It’s always Friday night somewhere
1 heap teaspoon light mayo
1 not so heaped teaspoon garlic and ginger paste
1 teaspoonish toasted sesame oil
So addicted to this salad dressing. Literally just dumping a bag of leaves and a hand full of cooked chicken on it in the office 🤤
1 not so heaped teaspoon garlic and ginger paste
1 teaspoonish toasted sesame oil
So addicted to this salad dressing. Literally just dumping a bag of leaves and a hand full of cooked chicken on it in the office 🤤
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
1 heap teaspoon light mayo
1 not so heaped teaspoon garlic and ginger paste
1 teaspoonish toasted sesame oil
So addicted to this salad dressing. Literally just dumping a bag of leaves and a hand full of cooked chicken on it in the office 🤤
1 not so heaped teaspoon garlic and ginger paste
1 teaspoonish toasted sesame oil
So addicted to this salad dressing. Literally just dumping a bag of leaves and a hand full of cooked chicken on it in the office 🤤
TFI(nearly)F
My bed had all the gravity this morning
My bed had all the gravity this morning
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
TFI(nearly)F
My bed had all the gravity this morning
My bed had all the gravity this morning
Aww. More like this ❤️
My 40-year-old wife went to buy champagne for our wedding anniversary dinner. I phoned the off licence after she left, gave a description of her and what she was buying and requested they ask her for ID. She came home absolutely beaming. It's the simple things.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Aww. More like this ❤️
Search “selfie” in your gallery and post your oldest one.
I think this was about 2015? No tats or eyebrow bar 😭
I think this was about 2015? No tats or eyebrow bar 😭
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Search “selfie” in your gallery and post your oldest one.
I think this was about 2015? No tats or eyebrow bar 😭
I think this was about 2015? No tats or eyebrow bar 😭
Nothing quite like a shower, shave, loungewear, and a *box of cake* to make a Saturday night tbqhwy
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nothing quite like a shower, shave, loungewear, and a *box of cake* to make a Saturday night tbqhwy
12 hours driving to London and back on an hours sleep = broken man 😅
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
12 hours driving to London and back on an hours sleep = broken man 😅
Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution was AWESOME.
Cannot wait for The Culling Games to start 😁
Cannot wait for The Culling Games to start 😁
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution was AWESOME.
Cannot wait for The Culling Games to start 😁
Cannot wait for The Culling Games to start 😁
Guess who gets to drive to London from 4am tomorrow because our shitty FTTC provider ceased our customer’s leased line without any warning or notification 🥰❤️
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guess who gets to drive to London from 4am tomorrow because our shitty FTTC provider ceased our customer’s leased line without any warning or notification 🥰❤️
Yessssss
Jon and I are paying cinema prices to see the Shibuya Incident tomorrow. Way to re-traumatise ourselves in 4K, but neeeeeed to see that Season 3 preview. Let's goooooooooo.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yessssss
I have extensively tested and can conclude that hooded loungewear (including slankets etc) underneath a dressing gown is peak winter cozy
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I have extensively tested and can conclude that hooded loungewear (including slankets etc) underneath a dressing gown is peak winter cozy
This is really good if you’ve ever wanted to drink Glade x
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is really good if you’ve ever wanted to drink Glade x
Already got Wham! stuck in my head ngl
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Already got Wham! stuck in my head ngl
U hung
Yes, like laundry, or perhaps a triptych
Yes, like laundry, or perhaps a triptych
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
U hung
Yes, like laundry, or perhaps a triptych
Yes, like laundry, or perhaps a triptych
How the fuck have Opeth not done another acoustic album since Damnation though? It’s an actual Celtic-folk-metal inspired masterpiece that still sounds timeless to this day. I just wish they tacked on Harvest from Blackwater Park too.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How the fuck have Opeth not done another acoustic album since Damnation though? It’s an actual Celtic-folk-metal inspired masterpiece that still sounds timeless to this day. I just wish they tacked on Harvest from Blackwater Park too.
Just swept under the sofa in admittedly too long. I shaln’t out myself with the things I found but suffice to say a roomba would have choked on a flipflop. Or a running shoe. Or an entire, sealed, bottle of coke. #whoops
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just swept under the sofa in admittedly too long. I shaln’t out myself with the things I found but suffice to say a roomba would have choked on a flipflop. Or a running shoe. Or an entire, sealed, bottle of coke. #whoops
Happy Tuesday. The weather’s getting very cozy by now. Glad I’m wfh today that’s for sure.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Happy Tuesday. The weather’s getting very cozy by now. Glad I’m wfh today that’s for sure.
I mean because everyone has been asking, I think Love, Death and Dancing by Jack Garratt is going to be hard for Jack Garratt to top.
Jack Garratt.
Jack Garratt.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I mean because everyone has been asking, I think Love, Death and Dancing by Jack Garratt is going to be hard for Jack Garratt to top.
Jack Garratt.
Jack Garratt.
Uh oh! It’s dark outside now. Better do 40 in a 70 and keep the full beams permanently turned on even though I’m on a busy A road!
Ya fucken sprout
Ya fucken sprout
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Uh oh! It’s dark outside now. Better do 40 in a 70 and keep the full beams permanently turned on even though I’m on a busy A road!
Ya fucken sprout
Ya fucken sprout
Credit to my fiancé but only in this house would you be woken up with « I made raclette mac and cheese » and quite frankly I’m all for it
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Credit to my fiancé but only in this house would you be woken up with « I made raclette mac and cheese » and quite frankly I’m all for it