Jenn
@j3nnsk.bsky.social
Dog mom / Animal lover / Bookworm / Swiftie 🫶🏼 / Fins Fan / Catch me outside in the sun! ☀️
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Really enjoying being governed by a magic 8 ball of stupid ideas
May 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Really enjoying being governed by a magic 8 ball of stupid ideas
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
theonion.com/show-me...
theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
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BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
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Introverts are just the kind of people who would prefer to be around one good mind, rather than 100 empty ones
April 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Introverts are just the kind of people who would prefer to be around one good mind, rather than 100 empty ones
B.O.O. Freakwagon
NAME THIS BAND
(I'll start)
Led Poisoning
(I'll start)
Led Poisoning
April 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
B.O.O. Freakwagon
Can confirm I was *not* paid to be at the Hands Off! gathering in my city yesterday! Get your head out of your ass Graham Allen.
Must’ve cost big bucks to pay millions of people in 1,100 cities.
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Can confirm I was *not* paid to be at the Hands Off! gathering in my city yesterday! Get your head out of your ass Graham Allen.
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A person with really low self esteem hearing love thy neighbor as thyself and being an asshole to everyone
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A person with really low self esteem hearing love thy neighbor as thyself and being an asshole to everyone
My day has been made, I’ve missed @dieworkwear.bsky.social’s account since I left twitter and didn’t realize he was over here on BlueSky!! Woo hoo!!
March 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My day has been made, I’ve missed @dieworkwear.bsky.social’s account since I left twitter and didn’t realize he was over here on BlueSky!! Woo hoo!!
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1996 stand up rogan: “Like why do women with small tits even exist? why is that a thing? I need some big fun bags and just-” *aggressive motorboat pantomime*
2025 podcast rogan: “yeah bro. male loneliness bro. it’s an epidemic bro. jamie, pull that study up. bro have you seen this bro?
2025 podcast rogan: “yeah bro. male loneliness bro. it’s an epidemic bro. jamie, pull that study up. bro have you seen this bro?
March 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
1996 stand up rogan: “Like why do women with small tits even exist? why is that a thing? I need some big fun bags and just-” *aggressive motorboat pantomime*
2025 podcast rogan: “yeah bro. male loneliness bro. it’s an epidemic bro. jamie, pull that study up. bro have you seen this bro?
2025 podcast rogan: “yeah bro. male loneliness bro. it’s an epidemic bro. jamie, pull that study up. bro have you seen this bro?
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BREAKING: People are being suspended on X in Turkey for posting videos of these protests against Erdoğan’s corrupt and repressive regime.
Keep sharing everywhere.
Keep sharing everywhere.
March 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
BREAKING: People are being suspended on X in Turkey for posting videos of these protests against Erdoğan’s corrupt and repressive regime.
Keep sharing everywhere.
Keep sharing everywhere.
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
Word to the wise: Never sub regular coffee/espresso for the “white coffee” at Dutch Bros, it turned my much desired vanilla latte into what tasted like a giant cup of milk (😔)
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Word to the wise: Never sub regular coffee/espresso for the “white coffee” at Dutch Bros, it turned my much desired vanilla latte into what tasted like a giant cup of milk (😔)
Perfect song in today’s day and age 🤘🏼🎧 #AngelsandAirwaves
Losing My Mind
Angels & Airwaves · Losing My Mind · Song · 2021
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March 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Perfect song in today’s day and age 🤘🏼🎧 #AngelsandAirwaves
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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If you’re looking for a sign to not hurt yourself, this is it. You are loved, you matter, and things can get better, please hold on.
March 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you’re looking for a sign to not hurt yourself, this is it. You are loved, you matter, and things can get better, please hold on.
Brother just called and asked if I “wanted to go to that ‘Dutch Brothers’ place for coffee”. Lol. Using Dutch Bros government name.
March 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Brother just called and asked if I “wanted to go to that ‘Dutch Brothers’ place for coffee”. Lol. Using Dutch Bros government name.
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i wish bands would upload the limewire versions of their early 2000s hits. all the thing she said by tatu hit so much harder with the aim logging off door slam at the end
March 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i wish bands would upload the limewire versions of their early 2000s hits. all the thing she said by tatu hit so much harder with the aim logging off door slam at the end
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I refuse to normalize him.
I did not vote for him, he does not represent me, and I do not believe he is at all deserving of being here—and so I grieve his ascension and resist his ugliness.
I will not comply, bow, or obey.
FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/i-do-not-o...
I did not vote for him, he does not represent me, and I do not believe he is at all deserving of being here—and so I grieve his ascension and resist his ugliness.
I will not comply, bow, or obey.
FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/i-do-not-o...
I Do Not Obey in Advance
I do not obey in advance.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I refuse to normalize him.
I did not vote for him, he does not represent me, and I do not believe he is at all deserving of being here—and so I grieve his ascension and resist his ugliness.
I will not comply, bow, or obey.
FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/i-do-not-o...
I did not vote for him, he does not represent me, and I do not believe he is at all deserving of being here—and so I grieve his ascension and resist his ugliness.
I will not comply, bow, or obey.
FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/i-do-not-o...
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The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— oh.
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— oh.
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RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base
March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base
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RFK Jr. somewhere right now washing down some fried porcupine with some squirrel milk, drafting a document that says measles can be cured with some Vicks vapor rub on the chest.
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
RFK Jr. somewhere right now washing down some fried porcupine with some squirrel milk, drafting a document that says measles can be cured with some Vicks vapor rub on the chest.