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JackW
@jack-wilson5.bsky.social
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats - Albert Schweitzer

🗞️ FT Data Strategist / 📖 Researcher /
🎶 Music Obsessive / 📽️ Film Nerd
Saw Hadestown yesterday - confirmed my suspicion that Orpheus was a massive dweeb.
January 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Better Man (2025)
January 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Getting a constant stream of bot and onlyfans promo accounts following me...did someone put me on some kind of 'follow these shmucks' starter pack?
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Joined on Monday and have posted nothing, have 104 followers approx 20% of whom are called Sarah apparently.
January 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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There’s always that one guy at the meeting who sits in the back row whispering over and over to himself “I am Gods holy instrument of death I am Gods holy instrument of death”
January 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Would you trust this dude to give you experimental gene therapy on a tropical island with no laws?

#BryanJohnson #DontDie
January 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I can't believe Ryan Gosling just made me almost cry about a sex doll.
January 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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We are a bit intense but not as much as Mr Flibble
a man in a red and white checkered hat is holding a stuffed animal ..
ALT: a man in a red and white checkered hat is holding a stuffed animal ..
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Stunning 80's photography at #tatebritain
January 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#DreamDiary Was called an 'uptight neurotic mess' by a 7ft teenager with braces in a McDonald's self checkout line in my dream.

Woke up and spent 10 mins obsessing over the perfect comeback before realising the little shit was right.
December 31, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Signs you've reached middle age no. 234: Googling whether young kids are allowed on quiet coaches.
December 27, 2024 at 10:55 AM
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#SNL I am dead. ☠️
December 22, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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LITTLE GIRL: *putting a hat on snowman* Frosty?

SNOWMAN: w̸̱̠͈͇̩̃̅ẖ̷̨̜̞̹̾͊ͅo̷͔̲͌͛̆͝ ̷̨̩̹͑h̵̬̜̹͇͋̍͠͠ḁ̶͙̟̫͖̤͑̍̑͘͝t̵̨͇͚̼̭̂͌̕h̴̗̭̘͒́̆̚ ̷̖̻̱̋̈́͘s̸͉̥͓̥̓u̷̙͑͌͋͋͆̉m̸͚̳̜͌̆͂̾̊̌m̷̫̂̽o̵͓͒͛n̵̛͚̺̖̭͔̾̍è̸̠̱̱͓̀̌̑͌̚͜d̵̬̋̽̑ ̵̳̥͓͚̗̹́̽̀m̵̘͋̉̋̑̔͘e̴̝̒͠

LITTLE BOY: take it off
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I think I need to remember that life on this planet is a finite resource. That's what I think. #HotFrosty
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Pray for Victor. #RenFaire
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Best sci-fi series since Scavengers Reign. PLUG IT INTO MY VEINS. #Pantheon
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Pitchfork staff out here reviewing their own opinion of Kendrick's general vibe instead of his album.
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
What shall we do today Bert?

'ERNIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY INSIDE'

#stormbert
November 24, 2024 at 10:03 AM
This was simultaneously very fun and made me very angry with myself. (133/196) www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-...
Countries of the World Quiz
How many countries can you name? As you answer, the map will be filled in.
www.jetpunk.com
November 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM