Jack Fifield
@jackfifield.uk
he/him, senior reporter @swns.com - but views my own.
bylines: Guardian, Mirror, Express, Star, New York Post, MEN, Bolton News, Manchester Mill, others. bi cyclist. 🏳️🌈
📍London, UK
🌐 jackfifield.uk/contact
bylines: Guardian, Mirror, Express, Star, New York Post, MEN, Bolton News, Manchester Mill, others. bi cyclist. 🏳️🌈
📍London, UK
🌐 jackfifield.uk/contact
Great parking, no notes
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Great parking, no notes
So the Greggs Vegan Sausage Roll has just become the "Vegan Roll"
What nonsense is this?
What nonsense is this?
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
So the Greggs Vegan Sausage Roll has just become the "Vegan Roll"
What nonsense is this?
What nonsense is this?
Outbound down by £3.10 in the sale... inbound up by £8.60...
What a sale...
What a sale...
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Outbound down by £3.10 in the sale... inbound up by £8.60...
What a sale...
What a sale...
Phone kept vibrating and was driving me mad, realised it happened just as I put it on the table. Looked underneath and it's covered in these RFID things. Wtf 😭
It was powerful enough it even happened when my phone was in my hand.
It was powerful enough it even happened when my phone was in my hand.
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Phone kept vibrating and was driving me mad, realised it happened just as I put it on the table. Looked underneath and it's covered in these RFID things. Wtf 😭
It was powerful enough it even happened when my phone was in my hand.
It was powerful enough it even happened when my phone was in my hand.
Um, anyone know what to do?
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Um, anyone know what to do?
Moderation on this site is a bit over the top. And anyone without a VPN or having provided their ID can't even see stuff like this
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Moderation on this site is a bit over the top. And anyone without a VPN or having provided their ID can't even see stuff like this
OK, actually there are specifically two trains running in the whole of the UK today.
One is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T5, and one is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T4.
One is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T5, and one is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T4.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
OK, actually there are specifically two trains running in the whole of the UK today.
One is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T5, and one is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T4.
One is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T5, and one is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T4.
*Christmas.
This article has a cool map from 1979, the year of the last Christmas Day service.
Looks like it would have been useful for anyone getting a Christmas Day flight from Heathrow! As it stands, you face a taxi or a £20 coach from Victoria. oversharing.substack.com/p/why-london...
This article has a cool map from 1979, the year of the last Christmas Day service.
Looks like it would have been useful for anyone getting a Christmas Day flight from Heathrow! As it stands, you face a taxi or a £20 coach from Victoria. oversharing.substack.com/p/why-london...
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
*Christmas.
This article has a cool map from 1979, the year of the last Christmas Day service.
Looks like it would have been useful for anyone getting a Christmas Day flight from Heathrow! As it stands, you face a taxi or a £20 coach from Victoria. oversharing.substack.com/p/why-london...
This article has a cool map from 1979, the year of the last Christmas Day service.
Looks like it would have been useful for anyone getting a Christmas Day flight from Heathrow! As it stands, you face a taxi or a £20 coach from Victoria. oversharing.substack.com/p/why-london...
Did you know London used to run at least some buses and tubes on Chrsitmas Day, and they were all free? www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/...
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Did you know London used to run at least some buses and tubes on Chrsitmas Day, and they were all free? www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/...
This is the correct sign, I assume
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is the correct sign, I assume
Seems in conflict with this other sign that suggests only buses, bikes, and taxis are allowed
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Seems in conflict with this other sign that suggests only buses, bikes, and taxis are allowed
This sign means no bikes, buses, or taxis right?
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This sign means no bikes, buses, or taxis right?
My favourite conversation when I was there was with 18-year-old couple Toby Hayle and Fia Scott, from Rutland.
They insisted on a selfie.
Toby told me WW is an 'overpriced piece of shit'. He spent £100 failing to win a teddy last year.
He said he'd be willing to spend £200 this year to try again.
They insisted on a selfie.
Toby told me WW is an 'overpriced piece of shit'. He spent £100 failing to win a teddy last year.
He said he'd be willing to spend £200 this year to try again.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My favourite conversation when I was there was with 18-year-old couple Toby Hayle and Fia Scott, from Rutland.
They insisted on a selfie.
Toby told me WW is an 'overpriced piece of shit'. He spent £100 failing to win a teddy last year.
He said he'd be willing to spend £200 this year to try again.
They insisted on a selfie.
Toby told me WW is an 'overpriced piece of shit'. He spent £100 failing to win a teddy last year.
He said he'd be willing to spend £200 this year to try again.
Standard local shop experience.
Step 1: I won't order bike lube on Amazon, I'll try the local shop.
2: Walk there on my 30-min lunch break
3: "Back in 5 mins" sign.
4: Wait 10 mins
5: Order on Amazon outside the shop and walk home, unlikely to ever return
Step 1: I won't order bike lube on Amazon, I'll try the local shop.
2: Walk there on my 30-min lunch break
3: "Back in 5 mins" sign.
4: Wait 10 mins
5: Order on Amazon outside the shop and walk home, unlikely to ever return
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Standard local shop experience.
Step 1: I won't order bike lube on Amazon, I'll try the local shop.
2: Walk there on my 30-min lunch break
3: "Back in 5 mins" sign.
4: Wait 10 mins
5: Order on Amazon outside the shop and walk home, unlikely to ever return
Step 1: I won't order bike lube on Amazon, I'll try the local shop.
2: Walk there on my 30-min lunch break
3: "Back in 5 mins" sign.
4: Wait 10 mins
5: Order on Amazon outside the shop and walk home, unlikely to ever return
I gave the Washington Post my TikTok history a while back and they've just given me this! Cool!
(I am pretty sure the Taylor Swift bit is people poking fun at her album release strategy)
(I am pretty sure the Taylor Swift bit is people poking fun at her album release strategy)
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I gave the Washington Post my TikTok history a while back and they've just given me this! Cool!
(I am pretty sure the Taylor Swift bit is people poking fun at her album release strategy)
(I am pretty sure the Taylor Swift bit is people poking fun at her album release strategy)
Drive straight on to the pavement and then reverse in! Great technique. What could go wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Drive straight on to the pavement and then reverse in! Great technique. What could go wrong.
Happy Birthday from Nintendo to me
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Happy Birthday from Nintendo to me
This World AIDS Day, some pictures I took of some of my lovely friends raising money for Terrence Higgins Trust and the Mildmay Hospital at the Red Run on November 22.
Cam - www.justgiving.com/page/cameron...
Dave - www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
Tomas - www.justgiving.com/page/tomas-s...
Cam - www.justgiving.com/page/cameron...
Dave - www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
Tomas - www.justgiving.com/page/tomas-s...
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This World AIDS Day, some pictures I took of some of my lovely friends raising money for Terrence Higgins Trust and the Mildmay Hospital at the Red Run on November 22.
Cam - www.justgiving.com/page/cameron...
Dave - www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
Tomas - www.justgiving.com/page/tomas-s...
Cam - www.justgiving.com/page/cameron...
Dave - www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
Tomas - www.justgiving.com/page/tomas-s...
Just got a sofa on Freecycle so obviously had to get someone on a @pedalme.bsky.social cargo bike to deliver it (ty @leuconeura.bsky.social for the help taking it down two flights of stairs)
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just got a sofa on Freecycle so obviously had to get someone on a @pedalme.bsky.social cargo bike to deliver it (ty @leuconeura.bsky.social for the help taking it down two flights of stairs)
Is this vigilante graffiti removal on the Central Line or is that how it's meant to look?
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Is this vigilante graffiti removal on the Central Line or is that how it's meant to look?
Awful looking crash at the junction of Bishopsgate and Wormwood Street earlier - Boris Bike wheel of the woman cyclist was completely bent. Van driver was talking to police.
Hope she's OK.
Hope she's OK.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Awful looking crash at the junction of Bishopsgate and Wormwood Street earlier - Boris Bike wheel of the woman cyclist was completely bent. Van driver was talking to police.
Hope she's OK.
Hope she's OK.
new scabies stats have dropped! www.gov.uk/government/p...
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
new scabies stats have dropped! www.gov.uk/government/p...
Why does Bowser allow Peach to send letters (with an extra life attached). Is his surveillance that poor?
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why does Bowser allow Peach to send letters (with an extra life attached). Is his surveillance that poor?
Just got full fibre what should I download
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just got full fibre what should I download
Anyone know how I unlock this part of the map?
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Anyone know how I unlock this part of the map?