It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.

Cris Collinsworth talking about my dating history. “Now heres a Bi”

MBAs on LinkedIn are fucking insane right now.

dark but i like it

Why did they dress Jason Kelce like he's about to walk in on Matt Damon solving math problem?

#mnf #mondaynightfootball

I like when people say someone was “unceremoniously fired”. Having a ceremony with the whole company to announce “Jimmy didn’t hit his numbers and Tim has been caught huffing paint in the breast feeding room, now let’s party while those two losers get the fuck out!” Would be so much worse

If Glendale was in Ohio instead of California we would be heading to war

paid speech absolutist

This should be a totally normal website in a few years.

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