Jacob Sampson
@jacobsampson.bsky.social
Sports takes and bad jokes. Vols/Packers/Racing
I’ve been over the Matt LeFleur experiment for so long.
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’ve been over the Matt LeFleur experiment for so long.
Who is this Hugh Jackman Neil Diamond impersonator movie for, exactly?
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Who is this Hugh Jackman Neil Diamond impersonator movie for, exactly?
Who knew that the guy who is totally incapable of keeping his mouth shut might turn out to be a monumental douche?
Diego Pavia apologies for his post-Heisman Ceremony behavior that insulted award voters and Indiana University:
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who knew that the guy who is totally incapable of keeping his mouth shut might turn out to be a monumental douche?
How dry is the ink on a certain contract in Baton Rouge?
Sources confirm to @byameek.bsky.social that Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore. (ESPN first reported).
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
How dry is the ink on a certain contract in Baton Rouge?
“So this one’s called Pink Pony Club”
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“So this one’s called Pink Pony Club”
So is it dress up before you get on the flying sardine can or workout before you get on the flying sardine can? Also, RFK looks like he's actively decomposing.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So is it dress up before you get on the flying sardine can or workout before you get on the flying sardine can? Also, RFK looks like he's actively decomposing.
Another Music City Bowl
a man in a party hat is surrounded by confetti
ALT: a man in a party hat is surrounded by confetti
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Another Music City Bowl
As much as I hate Bama being in the field at all, I need them to win their first round game so I can laugh until it hurts when Indiana puts them in the Cignetti Industrial Blender.
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As much as I hate Bama being in the field at all, I need them to win their first round game so I can laugh until it hurts when Indiana puts them in the Cignetti Industrial Blender.
Already seeing Bama fans use the term "regular season champs" because they need other sports' formats to cope.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Already seeing Bama fans use the term "regular season champs" because they need other sports' formats to cope.
Kentucky really sat there watching their coach step on rake after rake while the carousel went into overdrive super early and said "Nah, we'll wait until everyone's taken".
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Kentucky really sat there watching their coach step on rake after rake while the carousel went into overdrive super early and said "Nah, we'll wait until everyone's taken".
You would think the SEC, of all conferences, would be more sensitive about Atlanta being on fire like that.
I think we can tone the graphics down a bit there Dragonball SEC
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You would think the SEC, of all conferences, would be more sensitive about Atlanta being on fire like that.
Tim Banks can go.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Tim Banks can go.
Reposted by Jacob Sampson
Ugh, shut up. Texas won't miss the playoff because they played and lost to Ohio State
They'll miss the playoff because they lost to Florida
They'll miss the playoff because they lost to Florida
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ugh, shut up. Texas won't miss the playoff because they played and lost to Ohio State
They'll miss the playoff because they lost to Florida
They'll miss the playoff because they lost to Florida
A&M, you had one job and now Texas fans are going to be even more insufferable because you couldn’t do it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A&M, you had one job and now Texas fans are going to be even more insufferable because you couldn’t do it.
LOL Bruce has to sit there and watch the consequences of his own actions.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
LOL Bruce has to sit there and watch the consequences of his own actions.
Goodnight. Fuck the swamp. Congrats to Texas for inheriting its UT voodoo curse.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Goodnight. Fuck the swamp. Congrats to Texas for inheriting its UT voodoo curse.
I don't think that's very fire safe.
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don't think that's very fire safe.
Why does the only semi-competitive game have to be the one involving Gary Danielson?
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why does the only semi-competitive game have to be the one involving Gary Danielson?
Marge is resigning and Donald fawned over Mamdani in a span of less than 12 hours.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Marge is resigning and Donald fawned over Mamdani in a span of less than 12 hours.
Officiating and camera work are both god awful today.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Officiating and camera work are both god awful today.
The Union had a fort RIGHT HERE. They could roll things down to the piece of land where Neyland Stadium was eventually built.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Union had a fort RIGHT HERE. They could roll things down to the piece of land where Neyland Stadium was eventually built.
I guess Narrduzzi was serious about giving up that 100 points.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I guess Narrduzzi was serious about giving up that 100 points.
Arizona has been so down recently that they’ve got people using songs that have never been set to football highlights before after getting bowl eligible.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Arizona has been so down recently that they’ve got people using songs that have never been set to football highlights before after getting bowl eligible.