jadedpirate.bsky.social
@jadedpirate.bsky.social
Lighting queen. Boy Mom. Wicked stepmother.
Randomly accessed memory: sixth grade, being in line waiting for the guy to refill the snack machine to get that white cheddar popcorn. It was gone by the end of snack time.
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social After watching the Stonehenge facts video, I specifically called my kids (13 and 15) to watch the section on the resonant bluestones for the rock music pun. The younger is frustrated I interrupted video games for that. I call it a win. 🤣🤣🤣
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My oldest son just recited pi to 51 places. Happy Pi Day nerds!
March 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Working state finals of a poetry competition. These teens are smarter than a lot of adults around here. Hearing what they're writing breaks my heart. You're young, you shouldn't be dealing with these grown up issues. Racism, sexism, SA. They give me hope, though.
February 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"There are people who hate, baby. But that's means there's got to be people who love double...to make up for it."
Might be paraphrased, but it's my favorite line from "The Watsons Go to Birmingham," our current production at ASF. I hope I love enough to make up for someone.
February 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
When you have your first snowfall in like a decade, you get to hear your child say things like, "Bro, come here! I made a snowball!"
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy National Rubber Ducky Day
a yellow rubber duck wearing sunglasses floats in a pool
ALT: a yellow rubber duck wearing sunglasses floats in a pool
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January 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Back in March I started throwing Amazi-Girl redesign ideas at @wackd.bsky.social's head, hoping to get all the bad redesign ideas out of me first. Here's an AG that I immediately determined was Too Head Alien.
December 18, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
How cute is he in his little hoodie??
November 30, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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I don’t think a criminal should be president.

I don’t think a rapist should be attorney general.

People like that should be in prison.

If that makes me a radical leftist lunatic, then yeah, call me that. Whatever.
November 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
This is Sir Maxwell Gonnigan Chesterton, Esquire. Chester. He's a good boy.
November 14, 2024 at 4:37 AM