Jademalo
@jademalo.bsky.social
🧙♀️ tech witch
Once described as turbulent, still apt
She/Her
Once described as turbulent, still apt
She/Her
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Jademalo
@jademalo.bsky.social
· Jul 3
I don't like change.
Quest cape on the Iron!
Did Mourning's End Part II, Song of the Elves Library, and the entirety of Desert Treasure II completely blind.
Vardorvis - 6
Leviathan - 17
Duke - 4
Whisperer - 5
If you're wondering why Leviathan took me 17 attempts, thats because I didn't figure out the stun mechanic lol
Did Mourning's End Part II, Song of the Elves Library, and the entirety of Desert Treasure II completely blind.
Vardorvis - 6
Leviathan - 17
Duke - 4
Whisperer - 5
If you're wondering why Leviathan took me 17 attempts, thats because I didn't figure out the stun mechanic lol
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Quest cape on the Iron!
Did Mourning's End Part II, Song of the Elves Library, and the entirety of Desert Treasure II completely blind.
Vardorvis - 6
Leviathan - 17
Duke - 4
Whisperer - 5
If you're wondering why Leviathan took me 17 attempts, thats because I didn't figure out the stun mechanic lol
Did Mourning's End Part II, Song of the Elves Library, and the entirety of Desert Treasure II completely blind.
Vardorvis - 6
Leviathan - 17
Duke - 4
Whisperer - 5
If you're wondering why Leviathan took me 17 attempts, thats because I didn't figure out the stun mechanic lol
Why is the word often being replaced by oftentimes?
Most language evolution I understand, but this one makes *no sense*. Often is less syllables, and there are absolutely no situations where you can't just use the word often by itself.
Most language evolution I understand, but this one makes *no sense*. Often is less syllables, and there are absolutely no situations where you can't just use the word often by itself.
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Why is the word often being replaced by oftentimes?
Most language evolution I understand, but this one makes *no sense*. Often is less syllables, and there are absolutely no situations where you can't just use the word often by itself.
Most language evolution I understand, but this one makes *no sense*. Often is less syllables, and there are absolutely no situations where you can't just use the word often by itself.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
I've been awake since last year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I've been awake since last year!
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Our podcast is coming back! This time, we’ll be joined by some VERY SPECIAL GUESTS and it’ll be recorded LIVE at the Leicester Square Theatre!
Tickets are available exclusively via our mailing list. There aren’t loads left, so sign up quickly - www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list
Tickets are available exclusively via our mailing list. There aren’t loads left, so sign up quickly - www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Our podcast is coming back! This time, we’ll be joined by some VERY SPECIAL GUESTS and it’ll be recorded LIVE at the Leicester Square Theatre!
Tickets are available exclusively via our mailing list. There aren’t loads left, so sign up quickly - www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list
Tickets are available exclusively via our mailing list. There aren’t loads left, so sign up quickly - www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list
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In May, Twitch deleted 100K speedruns among millions of other videos. With the help of ArchiveTeam and @archive.org we saved these speedruns and 500K+ other popular Twitch videos. My search tool for viewing these archives is now live! archive.speedrun.club
Search · Speedrun Archive Club
Search for archived metadata and videos of Twitch broadcasts
archive.speedrun.club
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In May, Twitch deleted 100K speedruns among millions of other videos. With the help of ArchiveTeam and @archive.org we saved these speedruns and 500K+ other popular Twitch videos. My search tool for viewing these archives is now live! archive.speedrun.club
Oh also, announcements;
- Unironically excited for another TR1 remake, lol. Hopefully the new game is a puzzle platformer too, I hate shooter TR.
- Holy shit Total Warhammer 40k is actually real
- Excited for Jon Blow's new game, though I wish he'd stop tweeting
- New Control game looks sweet too!
- Unironically excited for another TR1 remake, lol. Hopefully the new game is a puzzle platformer too, I hate shooter TR.
- Holy shit Total Warhammer 40k is actually real
- Excited for Jon Blow's new game, though I wish he'd stop tweeting
- New Control game looks sweet too!
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh also, announcements;
- Unironically excited for another TR1 remake, lol. Hopefully the new game is a puzzle platformer too, I hate shooter TR.
- Holy shit Total Warhammer 40k is actually real
- Excited for Jon Blow's new game, though I wish he'd stop tweeting
- New Control game looks sweet too!
- Unironically excited for another TR1 remake, lol. Hopefully the new game is a puzzle platformer too, I hate shooter TR.
- Holy shit Total Warhammer 40k is actually real
- Excited for Jon Blow's new game, though I wish he'd stop tweeting
- New Control game looks sweet too!
ok hot takes time;
- Clair Obscur is a great game, but it's getting incredibly overrated at this point
- It would've been a nice surprise Game of the Year underdog win, but it's been a bit overblown now imo
- When you strip away the visuals, the core combat system is the same as Paper Mario TTYD lol
- Clair Obscur is a great game, but it's getting incredibly overrated at this point
- It would've been a nice surprise Game of the Year underdog win, but it's been a bit overblown now imo
- When you strip away the visuals, the core combat system is the same as Paper Mario TTYD lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
ok hot takes time;
- Clair Obscur is a great game, but it's getting incredibly overrated at this point
- It would've been a nice surprise Game of the Year underdog win, but it's been a bit overblown now imo
- When you strip away the visuals, the core combat system is the same as Paper Mario TTYD lol
- Clair Obscur is a great game, but it's getting incredibly overrated at this point
- It would've been a nice surprise Game of the Year underdog win, but it's been a bit overblown now imo
- When you strip away the visuals, the core combat system is the same as Paper Mario TTYD lol
thank god it's over, I can get back to my regular depression instead of geoff's spicy depression
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
thank god it's over, I can get back to my regular depression instead of geoff's spicy depression
ok unironicaly I want that double keytar, wow
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
ok unironicaly I want that double keytar, wow
man do I even like video games anymore
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
man do I even like video games anymore
my hot take is that the combat in clair obscur is the same as paper mario the thousand year door
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my hot take is that the combat in clair obscur is the same as paper mario the thousand year door
I hope Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig keep making Benoit Blanc films as long as they possibly can, god do I love them so much
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hope Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig keep making Benoit Blanc films as long as they possibly can, god do I love them so much
Having a comment I wrote be referenced in this NakeyJakey video was absolutely not something I was expecting to see today, lol.
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
NakeyJakey is Outdated
YouTube video by NakeyJakey
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Having a comment I wrote be referenced in this NakeyJakey video was absolutely not something I was expecting to see today, lol.
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
i have a genuine soft spot for the now you see me films, they're incredibly dumb and camp but they sort of just own it
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i have a genuine soft spot for the now you see me films, they're incredibly dumb and camp but they sort of just own it
huh, vine is back at it again at krispy kreme
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
huh, vine is back at it again at krispy kreme
is there anything nicer than sitting in a warm room with rain lashing on the window playing a medieval themed clicking game from 2001
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
is there anything nicer than sitting in a warm room with rain lashing on the window playing a medieval themed clicking game from 2001
wait holy shit how have I not heard Bonnet of Pins until just now? Jesus, this is some of the best stuff Matt has done in *years*
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
wait holy shit how have I not heard Bonnet of Pins until just now? Jesus, this is some of the best stuff Matt has done in *years*
Seriously though, how can someone write and produce this song and then go and make something as godawful as flipping Heatwaves?
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Seriously though, how can someone write and produce this song and then go and make something as godawful as flipping Heatwaves?
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
listening to florence's new album
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
listening to florence's new album
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There is something truly incredible about @bengoldsborough.bsky.social namedropping Barb and the Kaizo community in Hansard for all eternity, amazing.
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
Video Games: Consumer Law - Hansard - UK Parliament
Hansard record of the item : 'Video Games: Consumer Law' on Monday 3 November 2025.
hansard.parliament.uk
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There is something truly incredible about @bengoldsborough.bsky.social namedropping Barb and the Kaizo community in Hansard for all eternity, amazing.
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
a house in my street has some new halloween decorations
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
a house in my street has some new halloween decorations
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
