JaimeL
@jaimel.bsky.social
low rent stoner verlyn klinkenbourg
Picture of me and the staff who operate my Bluesky account.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Picture of me and the staff who operate my Bluesky account.
With pie season momentarily suspended it seemed like a good day for a lemon chiffon coffee crunch cake. My pal bought me a slice in echo park last time I was out west and I've learned how to come close enough to save airfare.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
With pie season momentarily suspended it seemed like a good day for a lemon chiffon coffee crunch cake. My pal bought me a slice in echo park last time I was out west and I've learned how to come close enough to save airfare.
We didn't do any tuber or gourd pies. They're chronically undersubscribed. Dark horse was coconut flan and it was very popular.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We didn't do any tuber or gourd pies. They're chronically undersubscribed. Dark horse was coconut flan and it was very popular.
Hey David Brooks remember when tea party guys showed up at obama's appearances fully strapped? Go fuck yourself you cradle-robbing bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey David Brooks remember when tea party guys showed up at obama's appearances fully strapped? Go fuck yourself you cradle-robbing bitch.
Apologies if I was tiresome!
I'm fascinated by and fall prey to it often. Mostly faces for me but my sisters and I play wordle and share results on a group chat and it's funny when the blocks call an emoji to mind immediately. This one in a commercial marina in Montauk was especially good imo.
I'm fascinated by and fall prey to it often. Mostly faces for me but my sisters and I play wordle and share results on a group chat and it's funny when the blocks call an emoji to mind immediately. This one in a commercial marina in Montauk was especially good imo.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apologies if I was tiresome!
I'm fascinated by and fall prey to it often. Mostly faces for me but my sisters and I play wordle and share results on a group chat and it's funny when the blocks call an emoji to mind immediately. This one in a commercial marina in Montauk was especially good imo.
I'm fascinated by and fall prey to it often. Mostly faces for me but my sisters and I play wordle and share results on a group chat and it's funny when the blocks call an emoji to mind immediately. This one in a commercial marina in Montauk was especially good imo.
I think pareidolia is any perceived image from a non-image source and faces are a subset. Like clouds that look like houses are also pareidolia. I have a washer-dryer set that is amazingly pareidolatrous and I never don't laugh.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think pareidolia is any perceived image from a non-image source and faces are a subset. Like clouds that look like houses are also pareidolia. I have a washer-dryer set that is amazingly pareidolatrous and I never don't laugh.
You say I need a job,
I've got my own business
You want to know what i do?
None of your fucking business
I've got my own business
You want to know what i do?
None of your fucking business
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You say I need a job,
I've got my own business
You want to know what i do?
None of your fucking business
I've got my own business
You want to know what i do?
None of your fucking business
I am dedicated to fluffing all bridges.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am dedicated to fluffing all bridges.
The slender man stabber is a better fugitive than Jair Bolsonaro.
Globally we gotta elect people who have like gone to a bar or cafe, used hand tools and gone to the store to buy something in their adult lives.
Globally we gotta elect people who have like gone to a bar or cafe, used hand tools and gone to the store to buy something in their adult lives.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The slender man stabber is a better fugitive than Jair Bolsonaro.
Globally we gotta elect people who have like gone to a bar or cafe, used hand tools and gone to the store to buy something in their adult lives.
Globally we gotta elect people who have like gone to a bar or cafe, used hand tools and gone to the store to buy something in their adult lives.
I think I come at this film from a very different direction.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I think I come at this film from a very different direction.
last visit I got in late and in a filthy mood and sat up in bed the next morning to this through the window. it's hilarious that it's an object. or nine objects.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
last visit I got in late and in a filthy mood and sat up in bed the next morning to this through the window. it's hilarious that it's an object. or nine objects.
they go where they want
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
they go where they want
Every so often the big dog busts through the door and we get some lookie lous.
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Every so often the big dog busts through the door and we get some lookie lous.
We've got a couple of Central American places that, bc of who all lives here, do a play-the-hits Mexican menu but then hit you with something unexpected like...
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
We've got a couple of Central American places that, bc of who all lives here, do a play-the-hits Mexican menu but then hit you with something unexpected like...
So America's most afflicted tick sufferer and president of the NYT in-house GK Chesterton Fan Club has taken the time this morning to best-case the entire Epstein thing.
Maybe the Times should hire more women or something.
Fuckin Catholic converts man, they are super special.
Maybe the Times should hire more women or something.
Fuckin Catholic converts man, they are super special.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So America's most afflicted tick sufferer and president of the NYT in-house GK Chesterton Fan Club has taken the time this morning to best-case the entire Epstein thing.
Maybe the Times should hire more women or something.
Fuckin Catholic converts man, they are super special.
Maybe the Times should hire more women or something.
Fuckin Catholic converts man, they are super special.
Category is 100% "FIRST THINGS YOU REACH FOR IN THE MORNING" or I don't have a BFA from a state school.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Category is 100% "FIRST THINGS YOU REACH FOR IN THE MORNING" or I don't have a BFA from a state school.
"...and remember it's not the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog. With that let's please welcome Senator Schumer!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"...and remember it's not the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog. With that let's please welcome Senator Schumer!"
to those who celebrate etc.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
to those who celebrate etc.
Honestly only want to read news in this format moving forward.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Honestly only want to read news in this format moving forward.
Last thing every man woman child and animal sees before the head out the back. We have no excuses.
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Last thing every man woman child and animal sees before the head out the back. We have no excuses.
I'll ride the mower in circles for hours chopping up leaves before I'll ever pick up a goddamned rake. Only thing I hate worse is digging postholes. And going in my particular crawl space. And when snakes are sleeping between the panels in a garage door and get chopped in pieces. And the chainsaw.
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll ride the mower in circles for hours chopping up leaves before I'll ever pick up a goddamned rake. Only thing I hate worse is digging postholes. And going in my particular crawl space. And when snakes are sleeping between the panels in a garage door and get chopped in pieces. And the chainsaw.