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JakeBrowne
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Denver’s side quest guy since '02. From pot critic to game show host to Chowdermeister. Now: Marketing Director at Gum Pop. XP in bad ideas that worked.
No Chocobos but no complaints
October 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Got a couple things before leaving for Japan (somehow the couch was more expensive than the box)
October 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You would need a way to enter with a loyalty counter so you don't die immediately and Luxior to become a creature for Champions of Archery. Then, I think any Precognition effect gets you there. Experimental Frenzy keeps us in Boros, though.
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October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I have very complicated feelings about some dork in a MAGA hat not getting to lose another tournament vs LibsOfTikTok making this a big deal and I'm sure I'm wrong so posting those feelings here will surely get me the answers I seek. Cunningham's Law in 3, 2, 1...
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Now, did hitting the panic button and bringing back Final Fantasy have any impact? Yes, and it's fascinating.

Because so few people knew, no one was prepared and initially, there were very few FIN drafters. Spiderman is SO unpopular, though, FIN is GAINING players day over day.
October 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You may notice this weird little spot where decay magically stops for FIN and DFT, though, and blips back up. What did the two have in common? I'll give you a second.

Time is ticking.

Okay, pencils down.

(aka go to the next post in the thread)
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wanted the two most recent releases here as well as a set that was pretty widely panned in DFT. Here, the pink lines indicate the Fridays after launch. On the first, people phone in their work/FNM at home and play a little more than usual. The next weekend, the #s usually TANK.
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Revisited the data on Spiderman's disastrous Arena launch since tomorrow will mark two weeks since release.

Spoiler alert: it has NOT gotten better.

Whether it's pick 2/design/the Omenpaths of it all, this was massively rejected. Let's use the data to analyze player decay in limited on Arena:
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Again, I'm not opposed to more sets. I simply want Hasbro to reinvest in development and expansion of the teams that make them. This should not be a big ask considering Magic is floating a lot of their operations.
October 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Anyone have a clue what this backpack is called or what it might be worth? Acquired it with a collection and can't find it on the manufacturer's website
June 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This Saturday. I'll be doing pack prizes for pod winners in the Command Zone (it's a single 8ft table) and will have light refreshments. Cash preferred.
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My final Mana Club for the foreseeable future is up.

I talk about looking for things in the Magic community I desperately needed to fix in myself.

Thank you to everyone who sat through the constant reinvention and need for validation. I'll see ya when I see ya. ❤️
April 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
begging pleading etc
April 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
PSA: Please, don't attack your X/1's into open blue mana
April 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
But to say that I'm arguing someone can only "play official formats at an LGS" is just a wilful misrepresentation of my words on this. I've mentioned that they could just jam some kitchen table games several times on Reddit. You chose to leave that out and I don't think that's particularly fair.
March 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reddit really failed this person. "Yes, you can play Pauper!"

No, you can't. Not with random bulk commons. Pauper Commander? With whom?

Becoming annoyed with the community being 'technically correct' over actual helping people. Help new players. They don't know what they don't know.
March 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Had to peace out in the finals of a 64 but I think I was cooked against a very good Nadu deck regardless. No one wanted to draft artifacts today. Moved off a P1P1 Reanimate in draft one, draft two was a blur because I was writing. Good to be back in these after a break.
March 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sneak peek of tomorrow's giveaway. It's getting 🌶️spicy🌶️
March 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The giveaway is getting preeeeeetty good over at Mana Club. It's like that Pizza Hut program from when we were kids: a lil treat for reading. If a reader doesn't claim the weekly prize, I add something and roll it all over to the next issue. Wouldn't be possible without my friends at PropagandaMTG.
March 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today I might get to cast Black Lotus outside of limited for the first time 🤞
March 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love that you can show a dude one of the most jugged-up baddies in the history of Magic art and he'll be like, "Look at this fellow lad!"
March 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Charlie I was JUST talking about that this weekend with someone that needed Open help 😂
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
me: another 2-2 in the open, didn't even make min cash, fml

wizards: hi we're pleased to send you a list of money that you owe the government
March 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
2-0 into 2-2 to keep the streak alive! I thought the deck was good for a pod, not great. Four of my five game losses came on the draw, so I probably needed to shore up my plan for losing the coin flip. Lost my win-and-in to a "Your go" spammer, which was particularly annoying.
March 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Clean 7-0 with a truly painful manabase
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM