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jake
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a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets

25 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast, plant hoarder, nerd

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urging oomf to post hole and also dm me when he posts hole so i can go see it
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The women of the Donner Party during the winter of 1846:
HE KISSES ME IT FEELS LIKE CANNIBALISM‼️
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
gm
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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First gooning Mayor of New York Zohran ‘Gooner’ Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
throwback to when i was younger and hated body hair (mainly on myself). now i get upset if i don't get pubes in my teeth after a rimjob
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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If you want to fuck my boyfriend you have to be nice to me
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
it's always fun having power outages knowing damn well southern california edison has enough money to pay for a backup system while they do maintenance on the main one... where is our money going again...?
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
my precious little princess
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
gay powers restored
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Elphaba succumbing to a staph infection, call that gangreen
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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my kink is regulating my nervous system
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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new steam controller looks great
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my armpit smells like armpit
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
y'all mind if i make more than my fares in tips?
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i wanna uber but it's raining :( i'm so broke but it's dangerous
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
throwback to when i was hot
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I MISS MY MAN!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
medications work challenge
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
bf is obsessed with cannibalism... chat should i be worried?
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
eepy
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I'm fine it's fine I'm cool, I just wish something would happen to me that wasn't horrible for once. Tired of wanting to cry all the time
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
pepper says hello btw
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
okay but i genuinely just want a happy life with my man and maybe some tech to tinker with. fuck man can life be any harder
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i just want money and power and bitches
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM