Jake Heil
jakeheil.bsky.social
Jake Heil
@jakeheil.bsky.social
One of the ones who voted for human rights, Philadelphia Union Fan, food/cooking lover, board game collector, dog rescuer/foster parent
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Tai Baribo is on pace for 85 goals. #DOOP
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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HOLY SHIT, the Philadelphia Eagles decided to REJECT the invitation to the White House, so I guess I'm an Eagles fan now.

FLY, EAGLES FLY! 🦅💪
February 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Hope this mom makes a comeback with her videos like this:
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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It’s the murder eyes for me. That stare that tells anyone from the Philadelphia metropolitan area that if they fuck around with queer and trans people, they’ll find out. And if you think he won’t, he literally threatened to kill the Pittsburgh Penguin in his second tweet. #Flyers #NHL #Gritty #LGBT
January 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Remember this day.

The last full day with a Democratic President.

We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺
January 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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JUST IN: The U.S. added 256,000 jobs in December, surpassing expectations and bringing the total for 2024 to 2.2 million. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.1%, and wages grew 3.9% over the past year, far outpacing inflation.
January 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.
Habitat for Humanity mourns the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter
Habitat for Humanity joins the world in mourning the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. A champion for affordable and decent housing, he and Rosalynn Carter donated their time and leadership...
www.habitat.org
December 30, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Joe wants boops
November 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Ahh yes... AI is definitely taking over the world
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Ernst and Sugardaddy have lost it. #SadDoop
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Anyone looking to adopt an adorable shelter dog? Meet Scrapple who is so incredibly sweet and well-trained.

#DogsofBlueSky
November 17, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Here in the new place, we can just post pictures of food and not see a bunch of bots all over our posts? Awesome!

Thanks @pumpkintaylor.bsky.social for this great meal that was bursting with flavor!

Grilled Ribeye over a Caprese inspired Salad
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Here in the new place, we can just post pictures of food and not see a bunch of bots all over our posts? Awesome!

Thanks @pumpkintaylor.bsky.social for this great meal that was bursting with flavor!

Grilled Ribeye over a Caprese inspired Salad
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Share this if you like board games. 👋🎲

With over 700,000 new users on Bluesky, let's all find more wonderful tabletop fans to follow!
November 12, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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I'll never forget the day I was so dumb that I pulled out a pot to boil water thinking I'd be making some baked potatoes...🤣
#icancook
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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One of my favorite hobbies is to pretend that I can cook extravagant meals and then halfway in I ask my fiancé to help finish it because I'm getting bored 🤣 #ihatecooking #restaurantlover #itrymybest
November 16, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Say hello to Luna #DogsOfBlueSky
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM