Jakoby
jakoby3.bsky.social
Jakoby
@jakoby3.bsky.social
Analyst/Project Manager. Democracy enjoyer. Discovering myself and my drive. Started reading books and writing my thoughts down this year at age 29.
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The art of the deal:

1. Make wild demands

2. Get nothing

3. Declare victory
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
As a person who has friends that work in public service, you are ruining their and their families’ Christmas. All of them.
December 20, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Saw this name in the wild and they deserved a meme.
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Devil’s Lake - Wisconsin
November 24, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Who is Trump's VP? I mostly see Elon Musk
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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A thread of all the stuff we bought 🫡🇺🇦
First we got 6 power banks, a scouting drone and a power station 😎👌
Igor is gonna get it to the boys soon and you will get photos or videos from them as well 🖖
But... Since we got so much more money than we anticipated, more below 👇
November 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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I’m sorry but joining up to any “block list” means you genuinely are the stereotypical soy snowflake liberal.
Beware. This guy is adding good people to block lists. Check block lists before you subscribe and block all. Toxic people used them a while back on Twitter to hurt good people for personal reasons.
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Cheers to Winnie. Sipping on some Mt. Brave Cabernet Sauvignon. Delicious Saturday night treat 😸🍷
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Imagine having no conviction for your values as a literal political commentator. Mike should be holding an infinite amount of L's for the rest of his public career for feigning his relevance and understanding and for not encouraging the left to vote.
Oh, so you did vote, but you lied in front of Hasan's audience for leftist credit then? Or you didn't vote, and you lied to Sam Seder? Which one is it?
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM

Pepe reigns supreme while Yee stays extinct—know your place, fossil. #dgg #pepe #daliban
November 24, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Banana Bread French Toast and a latte for brunch.
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
November 23, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Yes, I’ll take XP with a side of coffee please.
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Centuries of art, philosophy, and discovery, all chasing meaning, yet here we are, staring into screens, searching for purpose in the validation or comfort of strangers. Maybe there was never meaning, only the fleeting stories we tell ourselves to feel less alone.
November 23, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I broke our bond, I let us fall,
Now I wonder if you’ll call.
Is it me in your dreams, or someone new?
Will I prove my love, or lose you too?
With or without you, I’ll hold on still,
A world without you bends my will.
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Post your cat pics pls.

#dgg
November 23, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Thing make noise. Must jump from cat tree to investigate. Stuck.
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I may not see it soon, but I got tickets through my work to see #Wicked on my birthday in December at a sponsor event. Super excited to see it considering my girlfriend has been obsessed with it for years and I’ve heard most of the songs.
November 23, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Is there any mainstream buzz around the bullet ballot stuff? I can’t find anything other than the substack #DGG but it is an interesting read. Why is there no mainstream public democrats calling for recounts just to ensure accuracy? Money?
November 23, 2024 at 1:46 AM