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James Hesky
@james-hesky.bsky.social
Retired mediocre comedian. Senior Vice President of Advertising for Antifa. Genetically weak shoulders.
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I will defeat your baby Jesus
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They don't mention it in the Bible, but at this point, Mary was dilated like 6cm right now.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My dad's pug is terrified of the fort my nieces and nephews are making and she's refusing to walk into the living room.
December 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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the least shocking thing in the epstein files that wont get enough attention. police regularly arrest and charge victims to coerce them into participating, often jailing them in conditions that are worse.
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Putting him in a suit is so funny.
Our species wildly interbred with Neanderthals – and we now know where.
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Imagine being rich enough to fuck kids and get away with it and all you have to do to not get caught is don't become president and you fuck that up
December 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So all these ICE goons are doing this because they took a vow to protect a child rapist?
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I want to meet the Democrats that approve of Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Gonna be very funny in ten years when theyre like "All the Trump Class battleships are being shelved because they blew up the second they touched water."
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well if everyone quits then who is gonna interview the administration to get their side for the story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@chipchantry.bsky.social our live podcast got bumped from the Turning Point USA Conference by two 14-year-olds saying slurs into a mic.
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Working to correct the numerous accuracies we found in the story.
"We determined it needed additional reporting."
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have one of these in my apartment, too.
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Pound/dollar for pound/dollar, the good people can do in buying and wiping out debt (especially medical debt!) is astonishing, and it baffles me that more people with very medium amounts of wealth don’t do it when it would mean so much to people who are drowning
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is there a GoFundMe for giant "LOL" sign at his funeral?
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Rickey forever ♥️
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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glad this is coming from "the man who's never wrong"
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM