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King of the Suburbs
@jamesbaumann.bsky.social
Music, books, dogs, baseball, hoops, politics, journalism, general gadabout and mockery. He/Him/His
This may be the most pathetic thing to happen this year and that’s really saying something.
From @theathletic.com: “This is truly one of the great honors of my life.”

FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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By Ivan Ehlers
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This raises the question, what are the odds that when *it* happens, it’s on live television?
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Was going for holiday wonderland. Ended up with HP Lovecraft.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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JOURNALIST REQUEST: I'm writing a story about how organizing/joining resistance movements can build community and fight loneliness, particularly in the US.

If you or someone you know has had this experience, I'd love to hear from you! whitney dot bauck @ gmail.

Signal boosts appreciated!
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Awwww dammit. Such an amazing talent.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Thought he was more of a couch guy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Add a $1 Schwarb-Fee to each ticket to mitigate the costs.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
@wcbe905columbus.bsky.social Anyone home with this account?
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@profanity.accountant Let’s see what the *#^+! you know.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
How many stupid defensive decisions could OSU do on that play? Fire able offenses.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not a Black Friday post, but looking for recommendations for charming/cool gift shopping spots in central Ohio area. I feel like I’ve maxed out the ones I know. Heck I’ll take Cincy recommendations as well.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THE CROOKED MEDIA JUST LIES AND LIES. IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN NOT GET ANYTHING YOU WANT AT ALICE’S RESTAURANT!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Holidays lead to a significant amount of wasted food that ends up in landfills. To minimize this, create a plan to eat leftovers, donate them, & get creative in the kitchen. Bring the remaining food to one of the City's food scraps drop-off sites, where it will be composted. columbus.gov/foodwaste
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quite honestly, at this point if you’re in Congress, or a governor, or CEO, or whatever visible position of authority and this administration is NOT investigating you, then you’re probably doing it wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Genius on every page.
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The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
40 years ago, Calvin and Hobbes' raucous adventures burst onto the comics page
The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
At first glance I thought the headline read he was hospitalized “after heart explode.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM