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I can’t believe I missed this story!
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Learned today that James Blunt was part of a NATO force deployed to Kosovo
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Added some new language to our @pointsincase.com submissions guidelines:
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Every picture I see of that smallest Trump son his legs seem to have grown 4 inches since the last picture I saw
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Save me, men’s one a day multivitamin
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I’m starting a book club with this couple reading over my shoulder on the train
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If I ever see one of those friend AI lockets in real life I’m going to grab it and swallow it, sorry man
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Ending this with "Anyway, I'm so SO swamped right now, but I'll get to this soon!" is something else
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NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.

Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
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Ending this with "Anyway, I'm so SO swamped right now, but I'll get to this soon!" is something else
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NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.

Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
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In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I round up great writing by Ralph Gamelli in @mcsweeneys.net, Luís Leal Miranda in Slackjaw, Andrea Strong in Eater, and Lauren Collins in @newyorker.com

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by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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An early stage in the living in NYC timeline is “Knowing Instantly Which New Subway Ads Are Sharpie Targets”
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We're going to "there's GOT to be a better way" ourselves into the grave
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This is like those black and white, "Before" montages in an infomercial where someone is desperate for a solution to a simple problem like "can't work a blender without painting the wall in smoothie" or "can't drink coffee without spilling it on their toddlers"
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CHOTINER: And you don’t think that the fact that there are grill marks is relevant?

SKINNER: “Steamed” is a regional phrase, it’s not about how they’re cooked.

CHOTINER: Right.
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Dude absolutely ripping