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James Hazelden
@jameshazelden.bsky.social
Award winning playwright, director, musician, writer, podcaster, failure.

My new play is on sale now - Head | Thorax | Abdomen - https://www.lamama.com.au/whats-on/la-mama-presents-2026/head-thorax-abdomen
Meth lab.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dark Erotica Quartet/Footfalls closes forever on Sunday. Sold out tonight and only a handful of tickets left for Saturday and Sunday. Book now or live in regret. Link in my bio.
Photo - Andrew Signor
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
John Sheehan has really let himself go.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Meanwhile, the people who didn't have Robin Williams on speed dial just gave up and died.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sorry to keep banging on about this, but this is the fabulous cast of Dark Erotica Quartet/Footfalls. 5 shows only and it's selling very well so get in quick. Link in my bio.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Yikes.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
2020's America became 1780's France so gradually I didn't even notice.
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This. A million times this.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
These are the actions of someone planning to stay longer than their allotted four years.
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I have fallen in love with this looping pedal. See Dark Erotica Quartet and you will also fall in love with this looping pedal. Link in my bio.
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This #imdb entry for The Two Ronnies is fucking mental.
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The poster for my new play, Dark Erotica Quartet, is beautiful.
Ticket link in my bio. #fortyfivedownstairs
5 shows only, performed with Footfalls by Samuel Beckett.
October 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Found and bought at an Op Shop for $2. @tonymartin.bsky.social #FromTheHideout #physicalmedia
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When did Hannah Gadsby join Blink182?
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A lot of talk of lookalikes for @tonymartin.bsky.social but this is the best one for my money - up the back of the Split Enz Second Thoughts LP.
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I think I'd rather go on a ship if that's ok...
August 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
He probably won’t get a lot of walk up audience.
August 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I didn't realise so many people wore VR goggles on The Titanic.
August 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
After decades, radiohead announces that it's given up on having cool album covers.
August 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hmm... maybe I shouldn't share my hilarious post...
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
For The Butterfly Club.
July 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Meanwhile, on Twitter...
July 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Supergrass tonight at The Forum. Great songs and 30 years on they can still kill it live. Cool show. Ably supported by Rocket Science.
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Delighted to join Hugh and Abe on the Pods Against Tomorrow Noir Podcast to discuss Tod Browning's mad silent movie.

Listen here:
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June 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM