James Poop Molitor
@jamespmolitor.bsky.social
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 33 they/she went bankrupt in LA and moved back to the Twin Cities, MN
Pinned
all these wannabe heteroromantics who are too weak to embrace their homosexuality
looking for a plastic surgeon who can make me boobs like this
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
looking for a plastic surgeon who can make me boobs like this
is it even a day off if you didn't eat so much candy after breakfast that you feel nauseous?
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
is it even a day off if you didn't eat so much candy after breakfast that you feel nauseous?
if/when i get boobs someday, i will not be demanding a free nipple, my nipples will simply be free as they please
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if/when i get boobs someday, i will not be demanding a free nipple, my nipples will simply be free as they please
2 nights ago i had a sex dream about Zohran Mamdani, and it was better than i ever imagined 🥹 our holes were penetrated, and he was so much hotter in person. then i had a dream where i was homeless and living within a community of kind people beneath a freeway interchange on the Mississippi River.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
2 nights ago i had a sex dream about Zohran Mamdani, and it was better than i ever imagined 🥹 our holes were penetrated, and he was so much hotter in person. then i had a dream where i was homeless and living within a community of kind people beneath a freeway interchange on the Mississippi River.
i'm worried that my work crush is already being pursued by a younger coworker 👀
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i'm worried that my work crush is already being pursued by a younger coworker 👀
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"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
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He touched my babbies and sucked out the malk
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
He touched my babbies and sucked out the malk
*TOO fuck
tfw you douche to close to the sun 💔
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
*TOO fuck
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
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It is difficult to put into words how this headline makes me feel. Especially the framing of “the mother says…” as if there is any doubt. The cruelty is the point.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It is difficult to put into words how this headline makes me feel. Especially the framing of “the mother says…” as if there is any doubt. The cruelty is the point.
i just ate eleven airheads and now my whole body feels like shit 😞
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
i just ate eleven airheads and now my whole body feels like shit 😞
tfw you douche to close to the sun 💔
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
tfw you douche to close to the sun 💔
i rarely go to karaoke but here i am and there's a child singing "teenage dirtbag" and it's amazing
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i rarely go to karaoke but here i am and there's a child singing "teenage dirtbag" and it's amazing
so glad i finally got into the shower so i can do some online shopping in here
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
so glad i finally got into the shower so i can do some online shopping in here
i stupidly posted a tweet that said Rihanna's "Unapologetic" influenced Beyoncé's self titled and somehow the algorithm found me 😫 getting my ass dragged to hell and back on twitter and i can't say i don't deserve it 😅
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
i stupidly posted a tweet that said Rihanna's "Unapologetic" influenced Beyoncé's self titled and somehow the algorithm found me 😫 getting my ass dragged to hell and back on twitter and i can't say i don't deserve it 😅
introducing the multi-Grammy-winning producer, Aunt Jackinoff
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
introducing the multi-Grammy-winning producer, Aunt Jackinoff
i have 35 articles of clothing heading my way in the mail 😟 i will probably return 28 of them
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
i have 35 articles of clothing heading my way in the mail 😟 i will probably return 28 of them
(furry roleplay) Rudolph with your hole so tight, won't you guide my pole tonight?
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
(furry roleplay) Rudolph with your hole so tight, won't you guide my pole tonight?
Professote Viagra McGonagall
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Professote Viagra McGonagall
gonna touch on my peanits 😎
October 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
gonna touch on my peanits 😎
i feel like the game Monopoly was a cultural litmus test
October 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i feel like the game Monopoly was a cultural litmus test
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
i've been sick, so i've been sipping on some hottie with a body, lemon, and honey
October 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i've been sick, so i've been sipping on some hottie with a body, lemon, and honey
just having one of those moments where i think about how impossible and futile it is to go about day-to-day life while literal genocides are worsening every hour the world over.
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
just having one of those moments where i think about how impossible and futile it is to go about day-to-day life while literal genocides are worsening every hour the world over.
i've been avoiding the real news for at least a week or two now... just looked at it again tonight though. it's important to remember that the nightmares are all real and worsening by the hour.
October 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i've been avoiding the real news for at least a week or two now... just looked at it again tonight though. it's important to remember that the nightmares are all real and worsening by the hour.