Jamie Schembri
@jamie.schembri.me
🏴/🇲🇹 Ruby engineer, immigrant in 🇳🇱.
Writing at schembri.me
Moaning at moanings.schembri.me
he/him
Writing at schembri.me
Moaning at moanings.schembri.me
he/him
Quote with a GIF that depicts the energy you're going into 2026 with.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Quote with a GIF that depicts the energy you're going into 2026 with.
Trying to decipher Blue Prince clues be like.
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trying to decipher Blue Prince clues be like.
But he's right there.
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
But he's right there.
Technically correct.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Technically correct.
Great Halloween evening last night, seeing ORB, Slomosa, and Kadavar in Utrecht. Was right up front and they killed!
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Great Halloween evening last night, seeing ORB, Slomosa, and Kadavar in Utrecht. Was right up front and they killed!
I love that in Ponyo, there is no argument about this being what a goldfish looks like.
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love that in Ponyo, there is no argument about this being what a goldfish looks like.
The test he describes:
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The test he describes:
Turns out this is a browser feature, which is why it annoyed me so much. It would take focus away from other browser chrome.
I'm using Vivaldi, and in Vivaldi it can be disabled under site permissions.
I'm using Vivaldi, and in Vivaldi it can be disabled under site permissions.
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Turns out this is a browser feature, which is why it annoyed me so much. It would take focus away from other browser chrome.
I'm using Vivaldi, and in Vivaldi it can be disabled under site permissions.
I'm using Vivaldi, and in Vivaldi it can be disabled under site permissions.
As if cookie notices weren't bad enough, I can't seem to get away from this trash lately. And it's particularly egregious because it takes focus away from whatever other Web ai.0 bullshit has been ejaculated upon your screen.
![Alt text: A dark pop-up window prompts “Sign in to nypost.com with google.com.” It shows a blurred profile avatar at the top left, an X close button at the top right, and a large blue button labeled “Continue [with Google]” in the center. Below, small text says Google will share your name, email address, and profile picture with the site, with links to the site’s privacy policy and Terms of Service. The website behind is partially visible.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b7i4j3fb3ltoyvorclobat7j/bafkreiaknu7cfvmdtisqqt5l7j673ohiw2w2cedknr2bexxe7b4rrq45se@jpeg)
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As if cookie notices weren't bad enough, I can't seem to get away from this trash lately. And it's particularly egregious because it takes focus away from whatever other Web ai.0 bullshit has been ejaculated upon your screen.
@jremsikjr.bsky.social You okay there, Jim?
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@jremsikjr.bsky.social You okay there, Jim?
Is AWS charging for every line break, or do they just want the readers to join in on the suffering?
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Is AWS charging for every line break, or do they just want the readers to join in on the suffering?
Stop scrolling & post 2 characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Stop scrolling & post 2 characters who bring you happiness
Also, these triggered my inner 12-year-old.
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Also, these triggered my inner 12-year-old.
I love seeing mushrooms growing all over the place when I'm out walking. I saw a particularly large number yesterday, with these little cuties sprouting up just about everywhere.
Mushrooms are awesome.
Mushrooms are awesome.
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I love seeing mushrooms growing all over the place when I'm out walking. I saw a particularly large number yesterday, with these little cuties sprouting up just about everywhere.
Mushrooms are awesome.
Mushrooms are awesome.
I've had a permanent GitHub notification that I cannot get rid of for a couple of weeks, now. It's when a spammer mentioned me in a repo that no longer exists. I hate it :(.
October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I've had a permanent GitHub notification that I cannot get rid of for a couple of weeks, now. It's when a spammer mentioned me in a repo that no longer exists. I hate it :(.
Most passive-aggressive form validation I've seen.
October 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Most passive-aggressive form validation I've seen.
British Airways booking form is using this totally unusable telephone number prefix dropdown. I can't hit "N" to go to the Netherlands easily, so I'm going to have to hunt it down manually.
Not great, unless you live in the UK, US, or France. Or Afghanistan or Albania, I guess.
Not great, unless you live in the UK, US, or France. Or Afghanistan or Albania, I guess.
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
British Airways booking form is using this totally unusable telephone number prefix dropdown. I can't hit "N" to go to the Netherlands easily, so I'm going to have to hunt it down manually.
Not great, unless you live in the UK, US, or France. Or Afghanistan or Albania, I guess.
Not great, unless you live in the UK, US, or France. Or Afghanistan or Albania, I guess.
Kai, 14, nickname "The Friend," would have been right at home at @friendlyrb.com
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Kai, 14, nickname "The Friend," would have been right at home at @friendlyrb.com