Jamie Craun
@jamiecraun.bsky.social
dog mom, progressive, swiftie, sitcoms > true crime
On the eve of what was supposed to be a relaxing, 10-day staycation, I’m calculating how long I can survive being furloughed and losing $400 every two weeks. It would sure be nice if Oklahoma tapped into its maxed-out rainy day fund.
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
On the eve of what was supposed to be a relaxing, 10-day staycation, I’m calculating how long I can survive being furloughed and losing $400 every two weeks. It would sure be nice if Oklahoma tapped into its maxed-out rainy day fund.
I took my sister to see Michelle Branch in concert tonight. It was like being 14 and riding around in her ‘94 Taurus again.
September 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I took my sister to see Michelle Branch in concert tonight. It was like being 14 and riding around in her ‘94 Taurus again.
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"Women often don’t even get first acts, and men like Andrew Cuomo, always the complicated hero in their own stories, feel entitled to at least five."
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Down Goes Macbeth of Manhattan
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
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June 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Women often don’t even get first acts, and men like Andrew Cuomo, always the complicated hero in their own stories, feel entitled to at least five."
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/down-goes-...
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/down-goes-...
Unfailingly, every TikTok I see showing Minnesota’s turnout on Saturday makes me cry.
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Unfailingly, every TikTok I see showing Minnesota’s turnout on Saturday makes me cry.
I always have vivid dreams when I wear a sleep mask. This morning, I dreamed my cat that died 6 years ago was asleep next to me, cuddling. It felt so real, I was genuinely upset when I woke up and I’ve been thinking about him all day.
May 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I always have vivid dreams when I wear a sleep mask. This morning, I dreamed my cat that died 6 years ago was asleep next to me, cuddling. It felt so real, I was genuinely upset when I woke up and I’ve been thinking about him all day.
I was wearing a mask at the office today and a client I’ve never seen before tells me, “You don’t have to wear a mask anymore. Fauci lied.” 😑
April 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I was wearing a mask at the office today and a client I’ve never seen before tells me, “You don’t have to wear a mask anymore. Fauci lied.” 😑
I may’ve overreacted by ordering a BedJet when I woke up hot at 3am. It turns out my AC was broken.
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I may’ve overreacted by ordering a BedJet when I woke up hot at 3am. It turns out my AC was broken.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Watching the Oscars with my dad, and he turns to me and says, “every character Bowen Yang does is funny.” High praise.
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Watching the Oscars with my dad, and he turns to me and says, “every character Bowen Yang does is funny.” High praise.
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
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The American Right is literally just banning words that they don't like and people are still pretending they are pro freedom of speech
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The American Right is literally just banning words that they don't like and people are still pretending they are pro freedom of speech
My 86yo dad refers to Stitt as “Governor Shit.” He’s my hero.
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My 86yo dad refers to Stitt as “Governor Shit.” He’s my hero.
My heart feels like it’s going to beat out of my chest scrolling through here this morning.
January 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My heart feels like it’s going to beat out of my chest scrolling through here this morning.
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We’re meant to calmly accept the absurd idea that any white man is innately qualified for any job or position, no matter what his education, resume or proven capabilities and any non-white man or woman inherently stole their way into employment via #DEI. This of course is pure, undiluted fascism.
January 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We’re meant to calmly accept the absurd idea that any white man is innately qualified for any job or position, no matter what his education, resume or proven capabilities and any non-white man or woman inherently stole their way into employment via #DEI. This of course is pure, undiluted fascism.
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The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.
January 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.
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Inspectors General are key public servants tasked with holding our government accountable. They’re independent, nonpartisan whose work is identifying fraud, waste, & importantly, abuse. Trump just fired them all. Make no mistake: he's purging those who will protect the rule of law.
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Inspectors General are key public servants tasked with holding our government accountable. They’re independent, nonpartisan whose work is identifying fraud, waste, & importantly, abuse. Trump just fired them all. Make no mistake: he's purging those who will protect the rule of law.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
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All these women who turned in January 6 terrorists are in danger tonight
January 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
All these women who turned in January 6 terrorists are in danger tonight
Can you imagine the CGI nightmare Homeward Bound would be if it were made today?
January 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Can you imagine the CGI nightmare Homeward Bound would be if it were made today?
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Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah and happy Kwanza and just plain happy holidays to everyone who opposes fascism, nazism, apartheid, colonialism and imperialism around the world. To everyone else? Have whatever kind of week works for you.
December 25, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah and happy Kwanza and just plain happy holidays to everyone who opposes fascism, nazism, apartheid, colonialism and imperialism around the world. To everyone else? Have whatever kind of week works for you.
A great way to build your follow list as an ADHDer is to look through all the screenshots of tweets from the past 10 years you never deleted.
December 22, 2024 at 8:47 PM
A great way to build your follow list as an ADHDer is to look through all the screenshots of tweets from the past 10 years you never deleted.
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To see who they value, pay attention to their words. School massacres are labeled "mass shootings. Street executions are described as "officer-involved shootings." But the killing of a CEO is immediately called "terrorism."
December 19, 2024 at 9:26 PM
To see who they value, pay attention to their words. School massacres are labeled "mass shootings. Street executions are described as "officer-involved shootings." But the killing of a CEO is immediately called "terrorism."
I was so tired last night during my Target run I didn’t realize until this morning that I bought Pinot Grigio instead of Pinot Noir.
December 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I was so tired last night during my Target run I didn’t realize until this morning that I bought Pinot Grigio instead of Pinot Noir.
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