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Jamir ☕️🥃🌴👽💀💚🎶🌮🇬🇧
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A real Nowhere Man...man...✌️🤩 Born too late, came too early. Story of my life really. Will do sketchy 💩 for a good conversation. Louder Than Hell. 🔥
...And there's a lot of shit...
Music just makes shit better.
December 28, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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*at the orgy*

Alexa, play “All the Small Things” by Blink 182
December 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Higher than a howler monkey's testicles and the cat gets the zoomies....baked...
December 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Why do people say "tuna fish sandwich?" No one says "chicken bird sandwich." Seriously, tuna sandwich will suffice.
December 10, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Okay. I have heard the Wham Christmas song, what happens next? Will I have nose hairs extracted one by one? Will I be caned in the street in the audience of my peers? Am I to be drawn and quartered? People live in fear of hearing the song but no one discloses the perils that follow....🤷‍♂️
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
"...I jumped into the river;
Too many times to make it home.
I'm out here on my own, and drifting all alone;
If it doesn't show, give it time.
To read between the lines.
'Cause I see the storm is getting closer
And the waves, they get so high....
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I feel as though kettle cooked chips are the craft beers of the potato chip world. Interesting flavour mixes, quality > quantity production ethic...finding one folded over? Makes my day.
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Another Black Friday comes and goes with no money spent. Now if only there was a Green Friday...man...✌️🤩

I 💚 U Sweet Leaf.....
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Money spent: $0.00.
Mood enhancing products consumed:.....Um....more than zero. Happy Black Friday folks! 🥃🤙
November 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Excuses are like assholes, most people have them, and its only shit that spews out
November 29, 2024 at 8:37 AM
All the Black Friday I need right here. Fuck Capitalism...🖕
November 30, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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Absolutely ✨❤️✨
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim." Mr. Croce's music was a fixture in our house growing up. Plus our neighbour looked just like him. He used to swear a lot and was constantly fixing his car - which maybe is why he swore a lot. Plus his kid used to eat glue.
November 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I have as of late dug into Steppenwolf's back catalogue and have been consistently pleasant surprised at how good it is. I've played and essentially wore out S-wolf comps for decades! Insanely great band who has been gettin' their "motor runnin'" under my nose for decades...🐺
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:12 PM
"T'would be lovely to have an excuse to hoist a parasol." Jamie muttered to himself for no particular reason at all...
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Saturn’s North Pole
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Neptune captured by Voyager 2 in 1989
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I need to eat more onion rings.
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
All you need to know.
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Can we all just agree that the term "assless chaps" is redundant?
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
What I love most about Buck-Fuckin-Cherry is that back in the '90's rock n' roll became melancholy and dudes in bands were trying to get a sympathy fuck. BC gave the industry a giant middle finger and said "Fuck you, we're gonna keep on writing about hookers and blow..." 🤟😜
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM