Jamir ☕️🥃🌴👽💀💚🎶🌮🇬🇧
@jamir73.bsky.social
A real Nowhere Man...man...✌️🤩 Born too late, came too early. Story of my life really. Will do sketchy 💩 for a good conversation. Louder Than Hell. 🔥
...And there's a lot of shit...
Music just makes shit better.
December 28, 2024 at 3:48 PM
...And there's a lot of shit...
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*at the orgy*
Alexa, play “All the Small Things” by Blink 182
Alexa, play “All the Small Things” by Blink 182
December 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
*at the orgy*
Alexa, play “All the Small Things” by Blink 182
Alexa, play “All the Small Things” by Blink 182
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December 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Higher than a howler monkey's testicles and the cat gets the zoomies....baked...
December 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Higher than a howler monkey's testicles and the cat gets the zoomies....baked...
Why do people say "tuna fish sandwich?" No one says "chicken bird sandwich." Seriously, tuna sandwich will suffice.
December 10, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Why do people say "tuna fish sandwich?" No one says "chicken bird sandwich." Seriously, tuna sandwich will suffice.
Okay. I have heard the Wham Christmas song, what happens next? Will I have nose hairs extracted one by one? Will I be caned in the street in the audience of my peers? Am I to be drawn and quartered? People live in fear of hearing the song but no one discloses the perils that follow....🤷♂️
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Okay. I have heard the Wham Christmas song, what happens next? Will I have nose hairs extracted one by one? Will I be caned in the street in the audience of my peers? Am I to be drawn and quartered? People live in fear of hearing the song but no one discloses the perils that follow....🤷♂️
"...I jumped into the river;
Too many times to make it home.
I'm out here on my own, and drifting all alone;
If it doesn't show, give it time.
To read between the lines.
'Cause I see the storm is getting closer
And the waves, they get so high....
Too many times to make it home.
I'm out here on my own, and drifting all alone;
If it doesn't show, give it time.
To read between the lines.
'Cause I see the storm is getting closer
And the waves, they get so high....
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
"...I jumped into the river;
Too many times to make it home.
I'm out here on my own, and drifting all alone;
If it doesn't show, give it time.
To read between the lines.
'Cause I see the storm is getting closer
And the waves, they get so high....
Too many times to make it home.
I'm out here on my own, and drifting all alone;
If it doesn't show, give it time.
To read between the lines.
'Cause I see the storm is getting closer
And the waves, they get so high....
I feel as though kettle cooked chips are the craft beers of the potato chip world. Interesting flavour mixes, quality > quantity production ethic...finding one folded over? Makes my day.
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I feel as though kettle cooked chips are the craft beers of the potato chip world. Interesting flavour mixes, quality > quantity production ethic...finding one folded over? Makes my day.
Another Black Friday comes and goes with no money spent. Now if only there was a Green Friday...man...✌️🤩
I 💚 U Sweet Leaf.....
I 💚 U Sweet Leaf.....
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Another Black Friday comes and goes with no money spent. Now if only there was a Green Friday...man...✌️🤩
I 💚 U Sweet Leaf.....
I 💚 U Sweet Leaf.....
Money spent: $0.00.
Mood enhancing products consumed:.....Um....more than zero. Happy Black Friday folks! 🥃🤙
Mood enhancing products consumed:.....Um....more than zero. Happy Black Friday folks! 🥃🤙
November 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Money spent: $0.00.
Mood enhancing products consumed:.....Um....more than zero. Happy Black Friday folks! 🥃🤙
Mood enhancing products consumed:.....Um....more than zero. Happy Black Friday folks! 🥃🤙
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Excuses are like assholes, most people have them, and its only shit that spews out
November 29, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Excuses are like assholes, most people have them, and its only shit that spews out
All the Black Friday I need right here. Fuck Capitalism...🖕
November 30, 2024 at 1:34 AM
All the Black Friday I need right here. Fuck Capitalism...🖕
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"You Don't Mess Around With Jim." Mr. Croce's music was a fixture in our house growing up. Plus our neighbour looked just like him. He used to swear a lot and was constantly fixing his car - which maybe is why he swore a lot. Plus his kid used to eat glue.
November 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim." Mr. Croce's music was a fixture in our house growing up. Plus our neighbour looked just like him. He used to swear a lot and was constantly fixing his car - which maybe is why he swore a lot. Plus his kid used to eat glue.
I have as of late dug into Steppenwolf's back catalogue and have been consistently pleasant surprised at how good it is. I've played and essentially wore out S-wolf comps for decades! Insanely great band who has been gettin' their "motor runnin'" under my nose for decades...🐺
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I have as of late dug into Steppenwolf's back catalogue and have been consistently pleasant surprised at how good it is. I've played and essentially wore out S-wolf comps for decades! Insanely great band who has been gettin' their "motor runnin'" under my nose for decades...🐺
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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"T'would be lovely to have an excuse to hoist a parasol." Jamie muttered to himself for no particular reason at all...
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
"T'would be lovely to have an excuse to hoist a parasol." Jamie muttered to himself for no particular reason at all...
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Saturn’s North Pole
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Saturn’s North Pole
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Neptune captured by Voyager 2 in 1989
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Neptune captured by Voyager 2 in 1989
I need to eat more onion rings.
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I need to eat more onion rings.
All you need to know.
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
All you need to know.
Can we all just agree that the term "assless chaps" is redundant?
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Can we all just agree that the term "assless chaps" is redundant?
What I love most about Buck-Fuckin-Cherry is that back in the '90's rock n' roll became melancholy and dudes in bands were trying to get a sympathy fuck. BC gave the industry a giant middle finger and said "Fuck you, we're gonna keep on writing about hookers and blow..." 🤟😜
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
What I love most about Buck-Fuckin-Cherry is that back in the '90's rock n' roll became melancholy and dudes in bands were trying to get a sympathy fuck. BC gave the industry a giant middle finger and said "Fuck you, we're gonna keep on writing about hookers and blow..." 🤟😜